Takel 1st MRB

FixX'd. and u r; wElcoME. I will not stand for the tyrannical facist correction of my grammar. Where are you getting your information from? Last time I checked we were dropping JDAM's and putting 5.56 into the "local" populace, not dropping King James Bibles and soaking them with holy water squirt guns. I wasn't going to mention the shooting of the locals, and all the drone strikes etc. this is about the religious evangelism not the lead-giving practices of our armies

there are problems all round, but your and our forces shouldn't be pushing their religious ideals on the local populace. the Taliban can still go fuck themselves though

this is like the advert I've always dreamed of

It looks to be an overreaction about proselytising being illegal (which it is under some law, I think, can't remember). the problem here is that some people seem to understand that they cannot use a war to push a faith. these idiots may think it's ok to (for instance) go around a warzone, handing out bibles to the local populace trying to convert them. Some wankers decide that an appropriate thing to do is try to promote their faith off the back of a war. that is what is wrong. people can hold their own damn beliefs, just don't push them on other people - especially if those other people are living in a country you are occupying

Penblwydd Hapus!

i'm not advocating anything, but my version is less-than-legit (albeit i actually owned the game at some point) and it works perfick

So Holland and I have started playing this awesome (oldish) game called SWAT 4. it's basically what it says on the tin, a tactical shooter where you play as a member of a SWAT team completing various missions etc. If any of you guys have it, make sure you get hamachi so we can all play. If you don't have it then i'm sure there are ways of getting your hands on a copy. just make sure you get the complete/gold edition so you get the expansion pack.

ahahaha, leo got nothin on me

although this could have been richards as a kid, he just swapped batwings for muscle

this is genius

Well revive it you may! (I'm currently looking for displacement activities to avoid thinking about my exam tomorrow) My name is Jacob Takel (usually Jake though, my brain gets confused beyond the first syllable) I live in Cardiff, Wales in the UK living in Cardiff is pretty cool, we're within an hours drive of some of the best parts of Wales. we've got our bay which is really nice when it isn't raining. beautiful beaches close by which are really nice when it isn't raining, many castles and forts including one in the centre of cardiff (seen here: http://www.cardiffcastle.com/content.asp?n..._directory_id=1 and here: http://www.cardiffcastle.com/content.asp?n..._directory_id=1 ) they're also really nice when it isn't raining. going north from cardiff you get to brecon, a cool town surrounded by mountains (the brecon beacons). Interesting things about this area - it covers 519 square miles, there are over 20 hill forts in the area, a few burial mounds and many standing stones that date back to the neothilic bit of history. depending on what your doing there, it might be better for it to be raining than not. UK Special Forces (SAS, SBS etc) and some of the top units in the military hold part of their selection courses in this area, this includes the 'Fan Dance', a 24k march up and down and up and down the tallest mountain in this area (Pen y Fan, pretty much literally meaning 'head of here' or 'top of this place' or 'here's the top' depending on who you ask. Welsh can be such an original language, i know). There is more around, including sand dunes and stuff, but you're probably better off visiting the area to see it On to me, I'm an 18 year old fella with long hair. I'm currently retaking my AS levels year with the hope of passing them this time and maybe go to Uni (although it's so expensive now, i'm not sure i really want to). I work part time and volunteer another section of time at my local community centre where i help run a music-based youth club on sundays afternoons and organise gigs and an annual festival. website for this is: http://www.underconstruction.org.uk/. through this i have been able to learn sound engineering and lighting tech skills that i have gone on to earn money doing in some places. I play two instruments properly, piano and drums, and i'm learning to play a few others (melodeon, guitar, northumbrian pipes). I like a lot of music, but i mainly listen to punk, rock, ska, reggae/dub, dubstep, big beat and folk. I am in three bands and play drums in all of them. Breakdown Face - A semi-satirical shitcore punk band i was asked to join last year when their drummer decided to focus on his real band. we have our own entry on urban dictionary that wasn't created by us, and the guy who plays daryl dixon in the walking dead has a copy of our album, schoolboy error. This is what we sound like: and before you ask, yes. our lead 'singer' is always like that, even when not on stage and now for something completely different, this is one of the other bands i'm in. this time it's folk and it's actually my parents band! (but i get proper paid for this because we play weddings and stuff, so nyah): this dance by the way, is the competition dance used in the urdd eisteddfod (a welsh culture youth festival) for the primary school aged children (as in, aged between 7-10) strangely, the children dance it better than these adults. the speed up is on purpose, for teh lulz. Finally, my main band: The Black Bloc (we were called disciple for some reason when we played this gig) The first song of the set we played: The last song of the set we played: I like copious amounts of alcohol, mountain/trail biking, parkour and playing video games. I've been in the unit over 2 years now, it's one of the best things i've done thanks to you lot! When i grow up i want to travel the world, preferably playing music or doing something else i love. If i fuck up my AS levels again, i'm running away to join the army. and i'm single (don't go for men though, sorry mottola....) TL;DR - you are one lazy motherfucker, i've probably thrown away a good grade to do this, the least you can do is read it!

why do they do practice on obviously untrained soldiers with LIVE EXPLOSIVES!!!!

No ultra! do not necro bump! NOT THIS THREAD DAMNIT!

Apologies, i was going from teacheys post, so i didn't see yours watkis! Japan (1) USA (124) Norway (59) Sweden (57)

Japan (3) USA (123) Norway (58) Sweden (57)

Hahaha, that reminds me. Grant should still have pictures from when he came down to Cardiff for his 'Stalk Takel' project......

Japan (12) USA (122) Norway (55) Sweden (52)

i doubt it, they're batshit crazy but they are ultimately into self-preservation. if they shoot off one missile, they know they are going to get destroyed. if they try to attack SK or any of the other surrounding countries, they would almost definitely fail - their troops have little to no combat experience, they probably have pretty low morale and would give up quite quickly and not have enough will to fight in the first place. they are not so stupid as to not know this (some of them might not care, the idiots in power for instance). I do hope that it's just same old same old though. too much fighting going on atm

Japan (15) USA (123) Norway (53) Sweden (50)

Japan (28) USA (111) England (4) Norway (49) Sweden (49)

i think i've got all the total war games, just let me know which ones i need to download!

I would like to direct you to this picture: There, I win the Internet

ikr? and yet here we are....

I really hope you're not that gullible.....

hhaahahaha. i totally fell for it the first april i was here! i was like 'who the fuck are these japanese guys and why have they taken over our website' lol, i love the donate button 'Klicken sie hier'