Takel 1st MRB

damn, i got to clean up now. anyone got any tissues?

gotta love vice

why isn't there some sort of safety measure for that shit? like a shelf or somethng?

of course not, but at least give them the option right? not every straight couple is married either, it just gives homosexuals the same rights as heterosexuals i.e. they can marry if they want to. that and Gay Divorce TV would be priceless

Japan (27) USA (35) Mexico (17) Canada (30) Russia (20) England (18) Norway (33) Sweden (31) Finland (17) Germany (13)

Japan (26) USA (27) Mexico (18) Canada (28) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (29) Sweden (25) Finland (18) Germany (15) China (14)

Japan (24) USA (21) Mexico (20) Canada (25) Russia (20) England (18) Norway (21) North Korea (7) Sweden (28) Finland (20) Germany (18) China (18)

Japan (24) USA (23) Mexico (19) Canada (23) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (19) North Korea (5) Sweden (29) Finland (20) Germany (19) China (20)

Japan (20) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (21) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (18) North Korea (17) Sweden (26) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (19) why england? instead of UK? if your going to put england,put scotland wales and northern ireland there too.... gawd

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance

hmmmmmm, i call bias

holy fuckballs

who lived in japan and....

Jake Takel: FarCry 3

https://www.pressfreedomfoundation.org/blog...nings-statement So someone managed to sneak a voice recorder into the courtroom, here is the outcome of that. Probably the first time you've heard his voice.

just kidding. Marine Hotel Services hope that your stay has been pleasant so far, and that you will not be checking out any time soon.

and mad world, the guy on the keyboard made my day

Happy Birthday!

yeah, i bought C&C 4 because i loved the third one and mann did it suck. major dissapointment

happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

congrats on crossing the line!

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Happy Birthday! remember to keep moving so you don't get mossy (gets worse whenn you get older apparently)

ha