J.Smith

Happy birthday, Hoppikins!

I don't know if anyone here watches WWE and all them other shows, but I just think The Cobra is one of the greatest (note: hilarious) moves I've ever seen in wrestling.

Definitely looking forward to this, but The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is what I want the most.

... That would've been involved in the links I provide (since I forgot how to embed videos on here...). However, since that video shows the ugly side of realisms and what can happen when things get bad, here's links to random videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRCln76yi8

Captain... Is it bad to say that is the main reason Medieval 2 is on my backlist? Had one of the older ones and just had fun sending waves of people after peasants. As for Republic Commando.. Yeah. It's supposed to be really good. It'd be a nice change of pace from the dull colors of New Vegas. >< I hate being so indecisive with these things.

Yeah, and it looks pretty intense. /Sigh./ I'm one of those nerds who read the book it's based on, so it's very tempting... Especially with The Witcher 2 coming soon. Hm...

I've got quiet a few games on my backlog right now that I wish to pick up, but since everything except RDR is on Steam I'd like to pick these games out slowly. My list, as of now, is as follows: Star Wars Republic Commando, Medieval II: Total War, Jade Empire, and The Witcher. Out of all those, I'd like to know which game I should grab first. I'm extremely indecisive when it comes to anything like this, so any help would be much appreciated.

As a matter of fact, I just finished working on a children's book. It's a special story about a boy who learns a valuable lesson. It's called "Why Billy Had No Friends." Why Billy Had No Friends Billy was a little boy Who played on his computer. He played only one type of game. That was first person shooter. Billy played and Billy died For that is part of the game, But Billy died more than most Cause damn that boy was lame. Whenever little Billy died, He made a witty retort. "STFU, N00b" Billy cried Cause Billy was a bad sport. Other players tried to calm him down As Billy lay there dead. They suggested he not play anymore. Actually... GTFO, they said. That's when little Billy's life Took a drastic turn. He decided he would rather cheat And let them bitches burn. Billy started spawn camping And next he started botting. But as his score was slowly rising, His brain was quickly rotting. As his brain diminished, Slowly dying inside his head, Little Billy grew quite bored And played other games instead. But sports were not his style. He had no brains for strategy. So little Billy made the decision To try an MMORPG. That was Billy's big mistake. He'd finally have to pay. For Fate dumped poor little Billy Into a Gamemaster's way. Billy started swearing. The GM counted strike one. Strike two came for scamming. One more and he'd be done. Then our little Billy Made a dumb GM call. " Strike three!!!" the GM shouted And the axe began to fall. Billy was quickly warped to jail His account received a flaggin'. And when Billy started to whine, I fed him to a dragon. And what became of poor Billy, The boy who had no friends? I dragged him out into the street And shot him cause no one likes a retard. The End Makes me cry everytime I read it. I think Billy learned a very important lesson, don't you? That lesson: don't be a n00b or someone will put a bullet into your brain. Good lesson there. I'm all about the children.

He looks like Kim Jong-Il....

Cayen.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Fear of massive defense budget cuts caused a panic on U.S. military bases around the globe today as soldiers, sailors and marines rushed to clear shelves of everything from howitzers to Knighthawk helicopters. Unidentified sailor trying to hide the USS George Washington behind his back. Machine guns, grenade launchers and F-16 Falcons were among the most popular items swept from shelves and airfields as soldiers stocked up “just in case.” Across the armed forces, ordnance and equipment personnel reported that air strips, motor pools and weapons storage racks were empty as soldiers, waiting for the doors to open at 6 a.m., rushed in to grab everything they could. “It’s like a tornado went through here,” said Staff Sergeant Will Hurtsbee at Robins Air Force Base in Georgia. “They took everything. I spent a week building up a nice pyramid-shaped display of Avenger missiles and they just tore it down like it didn’t matter.” Military hoarding is nothing new, according to historian Juan Tirasco, who noted that soldiers sometimes raid stores when conditions are tough or supply lines are cut. “But usually we’re talking things like food, toilet paper, and soap,” he said, “instead of guns, Predator drones and Navy destroyers.” Or nuclear submarines. “Yeah, we seem to be suddenly out of submarines,” conceded Rear Admiral Joseph Slater at the San Diego Naval Base. “Maybe come back next week. We hope to get a fresh supply in then.” Some questioned the ethics of hoarding military hardware, but armed forces members countered that “hey, you never know.” “The Army always underequips us when wars start,” said Lt. Charles Ingram, stationed in Germany. “Like in Operation Iraqi Freedom, it was shameful we didn’t get what we needed: body armor, night vision goggles, and tactical nuclear weapons. So I grabbed all those things, including a couple of bunker-buster nukes. Shoppers hurry home with their goodies “I need a bigger foot locker,” Ingram added. Specialist Karen Miller had a similar problem at Joint Base Balad in Iraq. Her haul? Eighty-seven M1A2 tanks. “I couldn’t carry them off. Obviously. So I got up real early, just before dawn, and put up a sign that said, ‘Mine.’ As the day wore on, disappointed Balad comrades pleaded hopelessly with Miller to share, while others waited for her to turn her back in order to sneak a tank or two. “Hey hey hey hey hey!” Miller yelled as one soldier started to run off with a 70-ton machine. “Fuck you!” A Defense spokesman refused to comment on Miller’s haul, but the Pentagon did issue a statement this afternoon. “Bitch,” it said. Copyright © 2010, SatireWire. http://www.satirewire.com/content/?p=1547

It may be full of fail, but... That was down-right hilarious.

"There's all these "I wish my boyfriend would stop playing video games for me" pages on Facebook. You know what? I want a page named "I wish my girlfriend would stop bitching and let me play DoD:S." - Parker

If possible, I'd like to be there for the moment of silence. For me personally, I've lost two good friends due to the recent war and something like this seems nice.

Unknown MRB: I might get some orange-flavored beer tonight. Jones MRB: Why not just get that beer-flavoured beer? DoD:S

I... Honestly don't know what to say about this. I've seen some pretty fucked up things, but that's just wrong...