Weimert 1st MRB

Thanks guys! That rug really held the room together.

Bullshit. You sent me a message that said, "League in ten minutes?" Don't throw me under the bus.

Lets vote for Kevin!! He walks the fine line between retard and drunkard. So lets push him over.

Did Kevin eat Mike before he shot that?

I also warned this guy. I was going to ban him as well. However, I don't know if I would of permabanned him. I would of gave him a month.

Hey jabs, why does it say "wears Prada?" on your desk? Should we be worried about your sexuality?

I agree completely. You should ask him about the time he pissed on my oven or the time he was a human green volcano. There are probably more instances that happened but i was drunk too.

I have been playing this game religiously. If you like card games like Magic this game is for you. It's available for smart phones android, iPhone or for pc if you download bluestacks. Its a free game so you don't have to pay anything, but you can buy game money. If you decide to try it out please enter my referral code after the tutorial PBX81113. If you enter the referral code you get 50k in rupies and a rare card to start out. It also gives me a card and some cash. Couple of pointers for you if you start. There are 3 races. Man= good defense. Gods= Balanced. Demons= good Attack. There are a crap ton of demon players so its hard to trade for their cards (me being one of them). Also do not waste your Cure Waters (Fully recovers your stamina for quests) or Holy Powders (fully recovers your atk/def power for battles) until you are a higher level and its worth it. Do not trade for anything less than a rare when you first start out. Enjoy but try not to get addicted like me.

Evo do you work at Best Buy?

If your going to use a plasma for a monitor turn down the settings so its not on its torch mode. Plasma WILL burn in or get image retention if you leave the same picture up there for long enough. I would check to see if your TV has a white wash setting. This setting makes your TV go bright white for 2 hours, to balance any burn in or image retention. This will make your TV lose many hours of life. I would say your safe for a couple hours of game play here and there, but I would not use it for extended periods of time.

Fuck you guys!

See if this looks like your comp

Are you gonna get an awesome video card for that? If so you only have a 420 watt power supply.

Im in assholes!

No its Welsh, dumb ass. He is no were close to Australia.

I believe it went something like this.... 4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: I came in to see you. 4:34 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my cum 4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: all over my face baby 4:35 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: and ill make engle my bitch hahahaha 4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: ima fuck u both, but im the catcher 4:36 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my penis 4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: in my mouth then my asshole sexy XD

Masturbate vigorously, and I'm not kidding. Anyone that says they don't is a liar. There was a ghost. Its ectoplasm! Did you see the ghost? It ran through here and slimed me. It wasn't me it was a spooky ghost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlWqjVHgjc

The Cowboys blow goats! I can't wait for your QB to choke again.

All I have to say is my dvr is set to record every episode. It is awesome. Tom Hanks owes me a non-stained pair of underwear.

Never bend over and spread your cheeks in front of Engle, this also ends in shooting. Only with a smaller caliber pistol.

Happy Birthday buddy. I'm gonna give you a birthday spanking. Sinner.

Remember everyone wins in the special olympics, there are no losers. I would say everyone on that list has a certain degree of retardism, but the blue ribbon goes to Colonzo.

Those be some huge titties. I would still do her.