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Ritchey 1st MRB

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I just had one of the most interesting conversations in my life, I hopped in the 1st MRB server only to see a Waffles of Mass Deliciousness there.

Heres just a snippit of the conversation that ensued.

3:49 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Imposter!

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): nay ritchie!

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u stoldeded my name from mrb server!!!

3:50 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Pfft, now i know your an imposter, You cant even spell my name right

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): tsk tsk

3:51 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i have been forced to hunt down all imposter waffles tonight

3:51 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): 0.o

3:51 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: pfft, i had this name before i joined 1st MRB

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: i used this vehicle of awesome nameleness back in DoD orig Beta!

3:52 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): I HAVE NEVER USED A NAME BESIDES THIS!

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: LIES!

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: PROPAGANDA!

3:52 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): tRUTHS!

3:53 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I have my Sprays Back when i played CS, Made with hand crafted love in MS Paint!!!!

3:53 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): U know that i came into mrb one day and u was likeOMG THAT NAME ROXZORZ MY BOXZORZ I MUST HAVE and stolded it

3:54 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): U.U

3:54 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: You know you played with me on a server When you were at the young impressionable age of the perpetually retarded, Saw my name and was like OMG THAT NAME ROXZORZ MY BOXZORZ I MUST HAVE and stolded it

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NOW U TWEAK MY MATERIAL!?

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I repurpous it for a greater cause!!! that of the True Waffles!!

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u even have next to your name a (2)

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): proving u is the imposter

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: no no no, you sir, have a(2)

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NO YOU

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): lol

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: 3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NO YOU

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): lol

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): <---real wafflesomd

3:56 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): Waffles of Mass Deliciousness (2): no no no, you sir, have a(2)

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Let us prove this in the battlefield of your choosing

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: The way real men do

3:56 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u dont want this

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: No sir, YOU, do not want this

3:57 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): hmm...let me look thru your games

3:57 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: there is a plethora, All of which, i have used the WMD Tag

3:58 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i have been wmd since the dawn of time

3:58 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): nay before time even exsisted

4:00 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I hav ebeen wmd since before even the concept of time existed, before the first atom was split, before the great nutsack of the universe ever decided seed the universe!

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): but even if i manage to reclaim my name from the clutches of your evil fingers there are another 10 who have stolded it as well

4:00 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: .... fucking really?~!

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): YES

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i decided hey ima google my user name

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): turns out

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): theres

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): 11

4:01 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: fuck all of these people

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): then i clickded ur aliases an i was like WHORE

4:02 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): most of them seem pretty inactive

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: as they should,

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: this name is only deserving of those who are worthy

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: unlike some people in this converstaion who are not me

4:03 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): silence doppleganger

4:03 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Harlot

4:03 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): ur like the god what was that movie the one with the plants who eat you at night and become you YOUR ONE OF THOSE!

Edited by Ritchey 1st MRB

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