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Desperately trying to find my passport.

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So, I've just turned my entire house upside down, whilst looking for my passport.

I've turned over all the sofas and chairs in the living room.

I've rifled through every file in my filing cabinet.

I've gone through each and every box of miscellaneous shit in my attic.

I've looked under all the beds, on top of all the wardrobes, and behind every bit of furniture.

I've checked all the kitchen cupboards, behind a loose bit of skirtingboard, and even in the fridge.

I've tried every nook and cranny in the entire house.

I breifly went out into the garden, before realising that was completely preposterous.

Only once I've looked almost everywhere, did I think to look in the most likely place it would be:

The drawer where I keep that sort of thing.

Turned out it was in there.

Eugh. Gotta tidy the house up again now.

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Yeah my girl friend was staying in another town for school this past school term. We decided to go to the states in November to get some Vanilla Coke. Before leaving to go back up north I thought I left my pass port at her place for next time. When it came time for her to move in April I was down again and I couldn't find my past port. I told her I left I right here with the America money blah blah blah. Well it wasn't there and she moved all her shit and never found it. We were talking and she was like maybe you left it in your truck. So I tore my whole truck apart looking for it. Nothing. Now I was starting to worry. So I tore my whole room apart. Still nothing. I asked her, are you sure you didnt find it when you moved? I finally found it ontop a shelf in my closet when I moved to my brothers house at the end of may. My gf wasn't to please with me for blaming her on a losing it =P. it is a shitty feeling thinking you lost it.

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