George Washington

[Harvey]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Washington, Washington.

Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.

Opponents beware, opponents beware.

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.

I mean two sets of testicles; so divine.

On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land,

with a mason ring and schnauzer and his perfect hands.

Here comes George, in control.

Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.

Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine,

he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Washington, Washington.

Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun.

Spread, spread, Delaware.

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Sue...me if I go too fast,

but the sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.

Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart.

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart!

Ooooh!

He'll save children, but not the British children.

He'll save children, but not the British children.

He'll save children, but not the British children.

He'll save children, but not the British children!

He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears,

threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.

Washington, Washington.

Twelve stories high, made of radiation.

The present beware, the future beware.

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Did I mention his four nuts? Well he also had four dicks.

If you took off his boots you'd see the dicks growing off his feet.

I heard...that...motherfucker had like...thirty goddamn dicks.

He once held an opponent's wife's hand..in a...jar of acid.....at a party.

So yeah.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

What the hell, Harvey....

[Harvey]

Don't ask me, this guy's entire series is basically pure wtf-fuel.

[Parker 1st MRB]

HAHAHA wow Harvey!

[W. Myers]

Ah, I haven't seen this in a long time, thanks for bringing back some old laughs.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Look at my horse, my horse is -

Oh, wrong topic.

[Jasko]

lo he fucked the shit out of bears