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[Lystad 1st MRB]

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen or experienced? except being busted for jerking off after my little crab cake: P

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

[Jablonski]

Umm .. well I was semi-caught having sex in school at our stadium by the assistant principal (while I was in high school)

please clarify what semi-caught is. I need to know how one isnt completely caught.

[Gardner2]

please clarify what semi-caught is. I need to know how one isnt completely caught.

Usually means it became a threesome

[Marsden 1st MRB]

got caught eating my GF out behind the locker rooms by the gym teacher when i was in highschool; is hillarious now; was mortifying then

[Griswold]

oh god why did i click here

[Lystad 1st MRB]

oh god why did i click here

because you like dirty stories?

[Gardner2]

1997, 2 cases of German beer, paintball tourney, drunkenly running through the bush in my boxes looking for firewood. Turns out someone thought they saw a Bigfoot, hunting party was formed with paintball guns.

I never got shot, but there was some photos of a "drunken hairy Sasquatch of northern Ontario" that circulated on the early days of the Internet, I'm pretty sure I've found them all and had them and all traces deleted...... Including the ones of the "dead Sasquatch" aka passed out naked me under a tree I was dragging back to the fire......

[Lafy BAR]

please clarify what semi-caught is. I need to know how one isnt completely caught.

It means he was caught doing something, but to McDowell's confusion it turns out that wasn't sex.

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Just talking to Lystad in vent makes every convo weird, and disturbing.

[Takel 1st MRB]

i had some fat bint try to give me head in the bogs at some venue up the valleys. I was having a crap at the time and she burst in (lock was flimsy and just broke). I manage to get out the way and she changes her mind and just throws up in the bowl. Yeah, i think that covers the criteria

[Lystad 1st MRB]

Just talking to Lystad in vent makes every convo weird, and disturbing.

what are you talking about? lol

[Holland 1st MRB]

i had some fat bint try to give me head in the bogs at some venue up the valleys.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

no words for this... ill find my own way out!

[S. Richards]

Being a father.

[Kanganis]

Well. It was 8th grade and I was in love with this girl. I saw she was hanging around with some guy. I got jealious and almost went over to beat that kid up and proclaim my love to this girl. But on my way I was told that the guy this girl was hanging out with was a mentally handicaped kid that she was babysitting..... I was jealious of a mentally handicaped kid.

Well that is not exactly weird but it is embarrassing.

Edited November 3, 2012 by Kanganis 1st MRB
Spelling.... Yeah. Big whoop want to fight about it.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

I had sex with a girl on her sisters floor while two of her friends where sitting on the bed.

[Gardner2]

I had sex with a girl on her sisters floor while two of her friends where sitting on the bed.

I have seen that video (porno)!!

[Mottola 1st MRB]

I have seen that video (porno)!!

It wasn't actually lol

[Lystad 1st MRB]

Oh god o.O

[Grant 1st MRB]

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen or experienced? except being busted for jerking off after my little little horse: P

WOAH WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?!?!?!? AND WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO RESPOND!!!

THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS ON MY THREAD ARE DEDICATED TO YOU!

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

oh god why did i click here

+1

And it's gotta be the time that I woke up in a bar parking lot, naked, in the trunk of a car, next to a girl I just had sex with, and who was actually living in her car.

It was several years ago and this story still comes up every once in a while within my friends as "The Punk" story. Still makes me laugh

[Göthe 1st MRB]

The strangest thing I've experienced was when I came home and my brother had sex on the couch but I did not notice it first (I would sneak on them to scare them because they watched a movie and I did not notice that his girlfriend moaned) so I snuck in through the door, took off my shoes and jumped into the living room.....

They got scared but I got also scared ( I was 9 ) so I ran, put on my shoes and ran to my bestfriend ( that was my brother's girlfriend's brother ).

[Lystad 1st MRB]

+1

And it's gotta be the time that I woke up in a bar parking lot, naked, in the trunk of a car, next to a girl I just had sex with, and who was actually living in her car.

It was several years ago and this story still comes up every once in a while within my friends as "The Punk" story. Still makes me laugh

Wow...she must be a real ugly gurl, and maybe she was a whore? lol

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Well, my only argument on this is: naked, she looks good; dressed as a punk, she doesnt look good at all. Big boobies are way better on a naked girl. that's my best argument here.