My Girlfriend and I

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

OMG this can't be happening

OMG this can't be happening

I'm talking in twos

I'm talking in twos

Now I'm in a loop

Now I'm in a loop

and I can't get out

and I can't get out

Someone call Yama

Someone call Yama

What a douche.

[Visca 1st MRB]

Haha I wouldn't expect anything else from it. A pinch of salt with some advice on the side, along with a dash of ridicule, all in good humor. Haha

Parker.... damnit

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

OMG this can't be happening

OMG this can't be happening

I'm talking in twos

I'm talking in twos

Now I'm in a loop

Now I'm in a loop

and I can't get out

and I can't get out

Someone call Yama

Someone call Yama

You just made my day kind sir!

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

/thread

So... it is true... BB Code has gotten over you....

[S. Richards]

I'd just like to point out the massive typo "Girlfriend" in the title. I believe "Boyfriend" is the proper noun you were looking for.

I'd suggest;

But I'm guessing you would have enough rubber left over to make a raincoat.

Used condoms twice, didn't like it, never again. Call me lucky but I don't think a single one of my past stands or gf's have been on some sort of contraception.

[Gardner2]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Safer-Sex

[Lafy BAR]

Homosexuality is an effective means of birth control.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Homosexuality is an effective means of birth control.

Yea, instead you get AIDS.

[McClendon 1st MRB]

Yea, instead you get AIDS.

NSFW language

[Cast 1st MRB]

Yea, instead you get AIDS.

Lol you can get AIDS alots of different ways too, doesn't mean being gay is going make you get AIDS.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

learn the history of AIDS it was called GRID before because it was so common along homosexual people

[Reis]

learn the history of AIDS it was called GRID before because it was so common along homosexual people

It's gay to learn the history about it.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Lol you can get AIDS alots of different ways too, doesn't mean being gay is going make you get AIDS.

Really? OMG I didn't know that! Here I thought I was just pointing out that the rate of AIDS is 50 times higher in homosexual men, but thanks for the life lesson

[S. Richards]

Really? OMG I didn't know that! Here I thought I was just pointing out that the rate of AIDS is 50 times higher in homosexual men, but thanks for the life lesson

[Balian 1st MRB]

fuck, when I read the topic of this thread, I thought it would be a cute pic of this dude and his girl! Fuck that, I thought to myself. Now I see why it's so popular.

Personally, I prefer the durex ultra-sensitive condoms. Trojans have the texture of rubber dishwashing gloves.

And if you want your girl to have an ORGASM, you should just eat that pussy.

my two cents

[Visca 1st MRB]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am glad that you have had such a wonderful time on this thread. I encourage you to come again! Alas, I have some good and bad news... The good news, my girlfriend had her period last night! The bad news, with that being said, this thread is closed for maintenance. Please come back in 1-3 days.

Cheers

[S. Richards]

I encourage you to come again!

Never happened for me, most unfappable vagina monologue ever.

[Visca 1st MRB]

Yeah atta boy Richards, you got the sly comment.