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My older brother took shotgun. Now I have to sit in the passenger seats with the little kids. <- that was my biggest first world problem when i was little.

Also: My unlimited Data plan ran out and now i can't watch videos on 4G untill the end of the month.

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Also: My unlimited Data plan ran out and now i can't watch videos on 4G untill the end of the month.

How can an unlimited data plan run out??? I think you mean your limited data plan ran out.

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Forgot to marinade the steak the night before, now I gotta use A-1 steak sauce.

Just tried to grasp the concept of infinity. I've become delusional, paranoid and suicidal with a side of raging migraine.

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Not wanting to pull my work email to my phone because they wanna install remote software to be able to monitor/wipe my phone if necessary

Haha, Mobile policy enforcement! We're dealing with that now at my work. If a user asks what that means, we say "Oh, it's nothing. We don't have access to factory reset your phone or take control of your camera." And we really don't, but one of the ladies I work with refuses to install the policy enforcer app on her phone (she lets it install to activate her email, then deletes the enforcer app). She says that if the university had bought her phone for her, then she would let them enforce policies.

Thinking about buying a air compressor so I don't have to pay 50 cents at the gas station for air.

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Spoiled bimbo talking on her cell phone in a BMW boxed me in from switching lanes, now I gotta turn around and speed past numerous speed traps to make my destination on time.

I just hauled 2 heavy boxes of diving equipment upstairs and now i have to bring them back downstairs at work. Tempted to roll the dam boxes down the stairs.

Protip: Elevator.

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