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Ok sorry to disappoint you but those aren't Canadians girls, they are American because:

1. They are there visiting Toronto for Caribana weekend which leaves me to believe they are American since no one else in Canada cares about Caribana weekend.

2. They did not say eh once in that video.

3. They are retarded.

4. One of them has a small dog like Paris Hilton.

5. One of them said they all dressed up in Canadian colors which makes no sense at Caribana unless you're visiting Canada.

6. She also got the Canadian colors wrong by saying white, red, and black?

7. I did not see their emergency maple syrup bottle (commonly carried by every Canadian in case of a waffle/pancake emergency).

8. They are retarded. Yes I said it again.

NEVER facepalm Canada Stone!

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Ok sorry to disappoint you but those aren't Canadians girls, they are American because:

1. They are there visiting Toronto for Caribana weekend which leaves me to believe they are American since no one else in Canada cares about Caribana weekend.

2. They did not say eh once in that video.

3. They are retarded.

4. One of them has a small dog like Paris Hilton.

5. One of them said they all dressed up in Canadian colors which makes no sense at Caribana unless you're visiting Canada.

6. She also got the Canadian colors wrong by saying white, red, and black?

7. I did not see their emergency maple syrup bottle (commonly carried by every Canadian in case of a waffle/pancake emergency).

8. They are retarded. Yes I said it again.

NEVER facepalm Canada Stone!

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By the way just saying her dashboard is in miles :)
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And to add to what Parker said :

- More than 50% of them are fat.

- They use the N word every three or so words.

- They are ugly.

- They seem "happy" to be in Toronto...

Definitely not canadians.

They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans.

Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...?

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And to add to what Parker said :

- More than 50% of them are fat.

- They use the N word every three or so words.

- They are ugly.

- They seem "happy" to be in Toronto...

Definitely not canadians.

They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans.

Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...?

Why would one be excited to visit canada ?

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And to add to what Parker said :

- More than 50% of them are fat.

- They use the N word every three or so words.

- They are ugly.

- They seem "happy" to be in Toronto...

Definitely not canadians.

They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans.

Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...?

Why would one be excited to visit canada ?

Exactly, which is why I said stupid Americans.

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Why would one be excited to visit canada ?

1) We shipped Celine Dion to the USA (BTW you get to keep her till she dies and thanks for the service!)

2) Beiber is spending more and more time in the USA, please keep him as well.

3) We have Poutine

4) Beer can be found in any town/city for sale within a 10minute drive.

5) We have Maple Syrup

6) We have Poutine and Maple Syrup

7) Women in Montreal are hot (I've been told this is because they only allow the ugly ones out well after dark when its hard to see them, or your extremely drunk)

8) Our police officers are less likely to shoot you at a traffic stop

9) Did I mention Poutine and Maple Syrup?

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