One night in Sweden

[Göthe 1st MRB]

04:44 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Sorry I missed practice got a call and have been helping some friends out that cant handel their alcohol if you know what i mean
04:44 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol its np
04:44 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: but the worst part is I left at 11 and got home now and its fucking 5 in the morning i'm pissed
04:44 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: had to typ that to someone
04:44 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: feel special
04:45 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: well ya thats a long time
04:46 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: yeah it takes a long time when you get to the party, ONE person is passed out so you help the one to bed took like 30min too do that because of drunkstrugle, as soon as I get done with that one other person throws up in the middle of the room....
04:46 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: and it dosent fucking end there
04:47 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: a 3rd person fucking shits all over the fuckning bathroom like THE ENTIRE BATHROOM
04:47 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol
04:47 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: and then goes home
04:48 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: At least its not your bathroom
04:48 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: like WTF clean up after yourself
04:48 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Had it been my bathroom I would have killed him then made him clean it up to how it was
04:48 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya will suck for them in the moprning
04:49 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: no because some dude thats a medic in the swedish army came and starting cleaning
04:49 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol
04:49 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: why
04:50 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: A girl at the party knew him and called and said that we could not be in the fucking appartment
04:50 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: like it smelled like shit and puke
04:50 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: everywhere
04:50 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya sounds bad
04:51 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: it wasent just bad we had 8-10 people on a small fucking balcony
04:51 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: noone wanted to go inside
04:51 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya i would have left
04:51 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol
04:51 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: jumped off
04:51 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Me and a friend where considering that
04:52 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Like the amount of perfume that got sprayed in the appartment could make a country smell good
04:52 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: nah then it just smells like perfume shit
04:52 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: yeah but thats better than puke
04:53 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: and shit
04:53 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: still no good
04:53 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: adn then shit gets worse even!
04:54 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: The girl that we put to bed rolled out of bed and throew up all over herslef and still slept in it....
04:54 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: jesus
04:54 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: your friends are crazy
04:54 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: these are not my friends I knew 2 people out of 10 that where there
04:55 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: your friends friends are crazy
04:56 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: So the girl had puke all over her self and we had to check her pulse and everything to see if we needed an ambulance because she was in the shitiest contiction you can be in
04:56 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: but the army medic said she was "fine"
04:56 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: so we did not need the ambulance but fuck me the smell
04:56 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya id have left
04:56 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: fuck that
04:58 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: well we wanted to but then me and my friend came over to help out with 1 girl that now is sleeping in her own throw up and got stuck there going out to get fresh air like every 1-2min
04:58 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol so fucked
04:59 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: utterly fucked
04:59 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: but the worst part is the guy that shit all over the bahtroom and left it with shit everywhere
04:59 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya thats pretty lame
04:59 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Not lame its discusting
05:00 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya that too
05:00 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol
05:00 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: like accidents happen but fucking clean up after yourself
05:00 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: still thats a pretty big accident
05:01 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: or he could have said like I shit my self and need help cleaning insted of beeing like I got to go home I dont feel so good
05:01 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya but then he has to tell everyone he shit himself
05:02 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: we where 4 or 5 people in the room not that many and everyone already knew because you could smell it
05:02 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: loll so messed up
05:03 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: i wouldnt want anything to do with that whole party
05:03 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: how fucking much diid they drink?
05:03 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: IDK prob a few bottles of vodka
05:03 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: as a whole of the group
05:04 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya thats a lot
05:04 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: yeah so well it got hella fucked up but it aint my appartment and i'm not going to go over there in like a few months when it smells nice again
05:05 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: that rather is a swedish party haha
05:05 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: thought there would be more moose
05:05 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: and fermented fich
05:05 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: fish
05:05 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: less shit too
05:06 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: I'm gonna put this on the forums this is gonna be so fucking fun too laugh at tomorrow
05:06 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: lol
05:07 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: no I'm gonne sleep for a few hours. whens the warmup for the match tomorrow?
05:07 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: 7 CET 1 EST
05:07 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: match at 2 EST
05:08 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: Oooh we dont get 3rd platoon practice
05:08 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: ya not sure what barry will do
05:08 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: for that
05:09 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: if the match goes less than an hour we can still practice at 3 EST
05:09 - SSgt. M. Göthe [1st MRB]: oh well we will see I need to sleep and get this fucking nigh erased from my memory dont want to ever see that shit storm littery again
05:09 - SgtMaj. A. Rather [1st MRB]: k cya
 

 

Soo yeah that happened

[Moffat 1st MRB]

First I thought there wasn't enough sheep to be a Swedish party, then I remembered there was a goat; a goat too many >.<

[Göthe 1st MRB]

Wowowow sheep? We dont have a lot of sheep wtf? 

[Moffat 1st MRB]

Well maybe the stereotype of swedish men having intercourse with sheeps is just a local thing ^^

[Helm]

If it was me, I would have at least shit in the sink instead.

Pretty sure that guy was mad he didn't get laid or something haha

 

 

'Swedish Sheep Farmers'?

Sounds bout right LOL))