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Magoo and Patrick talking about slutty women and their appearance;

Magoo: You can tell just by the way she's dressed that she's covered with STDs.

Patrick: Women don't dress like that!

Magoo: Women in New York dress like that, what are you talking about?

Me: Yeah, Magoo's mother dress's like that all the time.

Magoo: Yeah, how do you think I know about all the STD's?

Posted

*Looks at Richards pic in Personal Pictures*

Normal Reaction - Bryant : I just peed a little bit

Fucked up Reaction - Martinez : I just came a little bit

Funny ass reaction - Branem : I just called the cops a little bit.

Posted
*Looks at Richards pic in Personal Pictures*

Normal Reaction - Bryant : I just peed a little bit

Fucked up Reaction - Martinez : I just came a little bit

Funny ass reaction - Branem : I just called the cops a little bit.

whaaaat hahaha

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WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: question

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: Yes?

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: you able to get on vent for a sex

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: sec

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: lol

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: AHAHAHAHAHA

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: So going onto qoute thread

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ass

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: HAHAHAHA

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ass

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: HAHAHAHA

Posted
WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: question

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: Yes?

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: you able to get on vent for a sex

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: sec

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: lol

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: AHAHAHAHAHA

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: So going onto qoute thread

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ass

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: HAHAHAHA

WO. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ass

Cpl. D. Thomas [1st MRB] PB: HAHAHAHA

so..did he give u sex ?

Posted

Waiting for platoon practice to start : Asmaro invite people to come but say its not manditory...

***1 minute later* Asmaro : Alright I invited them

ME : Well thats a small amount of people.

Brown: Just enough for a Gang bang yerrrrrr

Posted

* after a night of drinking*

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: i jsut throw up all over my floor

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: this tastes so horrible

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: ]omg omg 4 times

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: mmm

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: i feel like a zombie is going tobite my neck i need my 45

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: there is a fucking zombie in my bather room i know it man its creeping me out i have a feeling man i have a feeling i can pictur it biteing my neck and tear off the skin

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: my tummy hurts so bad abd im burkin

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: just suck my penis

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: any day any time mother fucker

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: now?

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: ill bite that sit

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: shit

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: yes now

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: your aunt?

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: illl bite her penis too

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: my dad?

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: yes yhour dayad too

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: what will you do?

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: ill fucking grab it and go greeeeeerrrrrr and ill bite it in haf

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: mmm

Pfc. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: ME DRUNK

Pvt. K. Mellott [1st MRB]: fuvk yeah i kust filled up a huge glass man

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