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Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

That whole round made me so sad to be a Pfc. :(

This is an accurate representation of what happened in the server that night:

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Also twas the point, my good man.

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Posted

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you withdrew your resignation!!!

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: I did ;D

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: good

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: now we don't need to beat you, cover you in honey and release you in the bear pen at the zoo

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: But i love honey, bears and the zoo

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: fine then, no honey, we'll use Peanut Butter

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: and instead of the bear pen, its the wild wolves pen

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: Wolves are so cute

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: and can you add jelly to the peanut butter?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: they wont be so cute when they get a taste of the peanut butter mixed with the blood from your wounds due to the beating

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: no! no Jelly!! We're going to put salt and vinegar in the wounds!

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: Noooooooooooo

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: aye its a requirement

Posted

During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Posted
During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Lmao so good!

Posted

Pvt. JP. OGara: (silence)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Pvt. JP. OGara: (nervously stares about)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Pvt. JP. OGara: (pulls out his .45 and readies for attack)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (swings shovel and round ends)

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Yeah I r so smart =D

Posted (edited)

During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

To 1stSgt. Quarterman via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: do we all get to chase you down with our knives at the end??

ingame Quarterman kills Gardner with rocket

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: thats a paddlin

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: when I make it to visit finally, I'm giving your girlfriend a huge ass wooden paddle to beat you with while I hold you down

Edited by Gardner 1st MRB
Posted

1stLt. N. Hall : "Watch out, Jablonski has the rocket. Now Jabs i want you to do a rocket jump. Do you know how to rocket jump?"

Tsgt. P. Jablonski : "Of course i know how to Rocket jump, I was an instructor..."

1stLt. N. Hall : "I just have to ask."

Posted

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Gardner

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Gardner

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you need a shoveling!

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Start a realism

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: or I'll do unspeakable things to you

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: and your butt.

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: I'm not bluffing this time

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: that shit will be sore.

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: speaking of sore butts you should check the quote thread

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: oh no...

Posted
Regarding the morale office.

"...it brings me great comfort reading of others sorrow." - Willow [1st MRB]

Woooow

Dude she's like a black widow cute to look at but giggles every time you die. Part of the reason I premade areas I've seen her in to clear out the nest.

Posted
Regarding the morale office.

"...it brings me great comfort reading of others sorrow." - Willow [1st MRB]

Woooow

Dude she's like a black widow cute to look at but giggles every time you die. Part of the reason I premade areas I've seen her in to clear out the nest.

hahaha First off we all know that i was set up and Parker is the leader of the trolls! Also, note to self, find new areas to avoid those nades!

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

No. I have no memory of this event.

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

No. I have no memory of this event.

Thats because it was in private chat

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