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I just got back from being afk to this....

Weatherdon: It's really big, i don't know if I can handle it.

Jasko:I just jumped into this conversation, Weatherdon are you gay?

Weatherdon: I don't know, jump in my beard and find out.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

World of Tanks:

Harvey (Dead): Shoot the IS-3 in the gas tank man!

Parker (Churchill): I am!

Harvey (Dead): Use gold rounds man, USE GOLD ROUNDS!

Parker (Churchill): THESE ARE THE GOLD ROUNDS!

***Sounds of an IS-3 putting a round through a Churchill***

Posted

20 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: don't worry i'll get it done by the deadline

8:22 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i'm not worried about it

8:23 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: kab

8:23 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

8:37 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: :(

8:39 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: 3what

8:40 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: idk i like making sad faces

8:40 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: :P

8:40 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: lol

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: ur so cute

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: "3am eastern"

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: haha

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

8:42 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i know i am <3

8:43 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: tjats the good thing about being the youngest in the unit, i make everything look cute. including myself of course

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hey

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hey

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i do ok on my own sister

8:43 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: whoa there

8:44 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: no need to get fiesty on me

8:46 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i know you must be drinkin or something, and lemme tell you, me > angry drunk person

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i'm completely sober kaba

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: or i'd be in bed

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: lol

8:47 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: its okay, there's no need in denying it

8:47 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i understand. 110%

8:48 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i would not be able to write all that crap for the newsletter if i were drunk !!

8:49 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: its ok, i know your designated driver is also your designated writer

8:51 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: people these days come cheap, so i understand the situation

9:03 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: and btw thanks for screwing up my Swedish Teamwork test

9:03 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: !

9:04 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: don't "!" me I was in the middle of deep concentration and then BANG 3 steam messages and i lose it alll

9:07 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: o w/e learn to prioritize :P

Posted

Jury duty the movie:

Paulie shaw: Hey mom look.............Safe sex.

He kisses the tv, coz there are girls on the screen wearing bikinis, LMFAO.

Least they wont get Sexual diseases or get pregnant

Posted

Collins: hey miller can you get this guy, i can see his head.

Miller: collins i dont see anything, nothing is there.

*BANG* miller looses his head. miller just saw him half a second too late.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i should have invested in a box with glass windows and a heater inside

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i think tahts called the press box

MSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: or you could downgrade and get a cardboard one with 2 gophers blowing hot air on you

MSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i think that's called a slumville though

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: that only works in canada

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