Jones 1st MRB Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 Warning to No Arms, it may be advisable that you look no further at this post. Communist:- Jones stop fucking killing me, you have no idea how mad your making me. I think I may of just killed my cat. Quote
I have no arms BAR Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 I think he may have smoked the room to kill the poor thing. I guess it's not just when he gets anxious. Quote
Englebretson 1st MRB Posted June 14, 2011 Report Posted June 14, 2011 Teachey: Ooo Argentan Zahl: Teachey I am going to kil OH NO MY PEANUTS. Quote
Zahl 1st MRB Posted June 14, 2011 Report Posted June 14, 2011 Teachey: Ooo Argentan Zahl: Teachey I am going to kil OH NO MY PEANUTS. My keyboard was infiltrated with peanuts!!! Quote
Kabasares Posted June 14, 2011 Report Posted June 14, 2011 In DOD:S Jones: I'm doing rubbish, I'm rank 14. Me: I'm doing worse, I'm 23rd. Jones: Ah yep, anyone who is doing worse than me is definitely rubbish. Me: Gee thanks. Quote
Elder Posted June 14, 2011 Report Posted June 14, 2011 (after a night of heavily drinking) Me: Hey jonesy Jones: Hey Elder, your head feeling better? Me: Nah, I'm pretty fine... Jones: Well you didn't sound fine last night. You were pretty gone. (a little later) Me: Jones, was I annoying last night? Jones: Nah, I was just laughing at everything you were saying because you made no sense what-so-ever. Quote
Englebretson 1st MRB Posted June 15, 2011 Report Posted June 15, 2011 Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: lol? 1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: maybe as in sure or maybe im masturbating come back later 1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe as in both? 1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: wait what? 1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: yea illplay Quote
Ollhoff Posted June 15, 2011 Report Posted June 15, 2011 At 2:00 in the morning in vent: Me: Chen can you touch your toes Chen: Uh yes but why? Me: Can you touch your toes and walk backwards Chen: Is that for some kind of workout? Quote
Cayen Posted June 15, 2011 Report Posted June 15, 2011 Google Translator voice: 猫は私のボールをなめる Magoo: I dunno what she said but she sounds horny! apparently that translator voice means cats lick my balls wait am i late.. Quote
Kabasares Posted June 17, 2011 Report Posted June 17, 2011 Dramafoxx: Didn't you see Vancouver? Getting mad that the Redwings lost.. Parker: The Redwings? Don't you mean the Canucks? Me: LMFAO Quote
Kabasares Posted June 21, 2011 Report Posted June 21, 2011 Noelle: I'm not racist, my cat is black. Quote
Proulx Posted June 30, 2011 Report Posted June 30, 2011 Me: "I'm getting to the nerdy part, dual monitors, laptop and a mini fridge full of beer" SSgt Cayen: "That's not nerdy, the mini fridge full of beer? That's a sign of a true Canadian" Quote
Cayen Posted June 30, 2011 Report Posted June 30, 2011 zahl: "makes a weird sound while clicking his mouse really fast" me: that sounds wrong man zahl: no thats because you are under age kevin... laughs later on ... zahl: aww stinky cock Quote
Worsham Posted July 6, 2011 Report Posted July 6, 2011 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Quote
McKenzie 1st MRB Posted July 6, 2011 Report Posted July 6, 2011 Ezekiel 25:17. Nice. My personal favorite, for any one who has been in military service and knows what I am talking about: We the unfailing, led by the uncaring, doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now eminently qualified to do anything with nothing. Quote
Jones 1st MRB Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 Elf:- Stop using that damn pistol headshot thing Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is after Jones shot Elf twice in the head with the C96 Quote
I have no arms BAR Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 I think the "FBI is after you because you have so many cats" conversation should go in here but I can't remember everything that was said. I just remember my last comment on the subject was pure gold. Quote
Parker 1st MRB Posted July 14, 2011 Report Posted July 14, 2011 After I made him laugh so hard and his mic was silent for a few seconds, Jones replied with: "I've got tears streaming down my face" - Jones 1st MRB Quote
Kabasares Posted July 20, 2011 Report Posted July 20, 2011 Me: What should our names be in CSS? Legend: How about I be Michael, and you be Jackson. Me: How about I'm Huf and you're Puf? Legend: Huf never raped any kids. Magoo (HufandPuf): LOL. Quote
Wingate Posted July 22, 2011 Report Posted July 22, 2011 After I raged from McDowell killing me with a thread of health in LOL. Parker: Wingate it’s all right we was down a man the entire game… It's okay! Me: Parker Listen I wouldn’t been pissed if he had half health or quarter health… BUT HE HAD THREAD OF HEALTH... IT FUCKING RIDICULES!! Parker: Wingate!! Woosaaahhh!! Me: Man fuck Wosah!! A thread of health… Thread-of-health!! FUCK!! I can't believe it!! Quote
Kabasares Posted July 30, 2011 Report Posted July 30, 2011 Me: Legend, do you have any source of income? Legend: My father. Quote
Magoo Posted July 30, 2011 Report Posted July 30, 2011 Me: Legend, do you have any source of income? Legend: My father. LOL! Quote
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