How A Man Should Smell

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Recently I saw

and it made me laugh.

What I have realized is that smell is all important to women, my girlfriend can immediately identify my "scent" and has come to associate certain scents with me.

What deodorant/anti-persperant do you use? Do you wear cologne, and what kind?

I will typically wear:

Old Spice Classic,

Deodorant with Lacoste Essential or

Deodorant with Calvin Klein Euphoria

[Presbrey]

Axe Kilo...the scent doesn't kill me, very mild.

[Wells 1st MRB]

I miss the bruce campbell old spice commercials...

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

I wear sweat.

No, really!

Okay okay,

I wear Red Zone - whatever smell, I just pick one off the shelf.

If I wear cologne, it's Calvin Kline Escape... although when I'm going lady hunting (which I don't do), I wear Sex Panther.

[Zahl 1st MRB]

I smell like hot erotic love

[Mamora BAR]

Old Spice Smooth blast. I bought some of the new natural ones from old spice and their pretty good. Btw the best commercial by old spice is " Im On a Horse" i crack up everytime. Most influental commercial ever.

Edited May 12, 2010 by Mamora

[Wells 1st MRB]

I wear sweat.

No, really!

Okay okay,

I wear Red Zone - whatever smell, I just pick one off the shelf.

If I wear cologne, it's Calvin Kline Escape... although when I'm going lady hunting (which I don't do), I wear Sex Panther.

hahahaahahaha

Its got real bits of panther in it...so you know its good

[I have no arms BAR]

Old Spice Classic deoderant, Old spice classic aftershave, Old Spice classic cologne. Heck I even use Old Spice shaving cream. Yeah I'm old school.

[Ford 1st MRB]

Axe deodorant.

Clinique Happy for Men - My lady friends seem to love it.

Armani Code - You have to buy this stuff.

Calvin Klein Obsession - For when I'm feeling randy.

[Zachow 1st MRB]

I always smells like "Soap" that's what she always says.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

I use Irish Spring as a base wash to get clean, Old Spice Swagger body wash and Crew Shampoo. I also use basic deodorant, like Axe or something of the stick variety, and if I'm going out i wear either LaCoste or Ed Hardy cologne.

[Smithers 1st MRB]

Irish spring body wash. I use this cheap spray i get at big lots, but it smells great. then Adidas cologne.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

I use an Axe stick as deodorant because the sprays are extremely potent in my opinion. I don't wear cologne per say but for some reason whatever the hell my hand sanitizer has in it smells like cologne so I smell like that mostly.

[Belding 1st MRB]

They just released some news story saying that there are a ton of colognes, including AXE spray, that damage your spermies. I lol'd.

Study showing the lulz

[Smithers 1st MRB]

Hmm, reminds me of the fact of all the ground aluminum in deodorant, that when applied to your skin, Opens the pores better and allows the deodorant to stick better and give the "long Lasting" desired effect. GOtta watch out for shit out there.

[I have no arms BAR]

The one thing I've always thought, and I don't know if there's any scientific proof to this, but it makes sense: antiperspirants are bad for you. Let's think about it. The armpit is a MAJOR exhaust port for the body's toxins. So by stopping perspiration in that location, you stop up the release of nasty toxins. Imagine a backed up sewer line....

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Which, Engle, is exactly why I don't wear Axe.

Your scent should be subtle and only truly recognizable when someone is sniffing you.

BTW, I don't wear Old Spice deodorant with the other colognes, I want the scent of each to speak for itself.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

I smell like w/e gmoneys moms cologne smells like.

[Worsham]

Lacoste Cologne nuff said

[Ford 1st MRB]

The one thing I've always thought, and I don't know if there's any scientific proof to this, but it makes sense: antiperspirants are bad for you. Let's think about it. The armpit is a MAJOR exhaust port for the body's toxins. So by stopping perspiration in that location, you stop up the release of nasty toxins. Imagine a backed up sewer line....

I'll keep wearing my deodorant and leave the smelling like ass crack to the damn hippies.

[Parker 1st MRB]

I'll keep wearing my deodorant and leave the smelling like ass crack to the damn hippies.

Agreed.

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

Agreed.

x3.

However, noarms brings up a good point, there are some studies that show antiperspirants (not deodorants) contain certain chemicals that have been linked to Alzheimers I believe... it's been a while since I read up on it... but there was some correlational studies going on about it or something.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Thats why you SHOULDN'T wear anti-persperants. To avoid smelling like the ass crack of a dirty hippy you SHOULD wear deodorant.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Damn dirty ass crack hippies..