My Tongue,

[Morton]

So just got back from the local Wings to Go. I ordered my usual extra-hot wings and a 10 pc of their Homicide wings, the hottest they have. Now to clarify I'm no NEWB when it comes to spicy food. But I took one bite out of my boneless wing and my mouth burned. It burned so bad my eyes started to water up and my nose to run. To prove to the wings that I'm not a little bitch I ate all 10 of those wings. Now my heads hurts, my stomach fills full of corrosive acid and my tongue is one fire... literally. Well not literally but close enough.

So any other cool stories. Sorta like a man vs food thing going one from any other people here. While you guys are typing, I'll be crying in the corner for the next two hours.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Wow...so manly...*cough

hahahahaa you n3wb. The only stupid thing I did was eat ramen noodles that we replaced water with Frank's red hot and then promptly went for a run with the dog in the middle of August...no bueno...

[Connary]

Yea man, good but not good enough. I one time had a stummy ache and had to drink Lemon Flavored Theraflu. I thought i was going to die it was so nast. Wish it tasted like hot sauce.. Lol, no seriously your insane, you need to get the Maddog 357 hot sauce, hottest stuff the stores sell around me without you having to sign a release letter.

[Morton]

Wow...so manly...*cough

Just showing my sensitive side wells... jk lol.

But yeah i like hot sauce, eat it on almost any food, you know eggs, bacon, hamburger, chicken, ect. Love it, and I will do it again next week too. Its like a scab, you just got to pick at it. Now that I found a challenge I got to keep on at it. Now what I want to try is the Shut Up Juice from my hometown, but never got a chance too.

[Connary]

Hottest Hot Sauce's Hold me.. Edited July 7, 2010 by Connary 1st MRB

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

Just showing my sensitive side wells... jk lol.

But yeah i like hot sauce, eat it on almost any food, you know eggs, bacon, hamburger, chicken, ect. Love it, and I will do it again next week too. Its like a scab, you just got to pick at it. Now that I found a challenge I got to keep on at it. Now what I want to try is the Shut Up Juice from my hometown, but never got a chance too.

No lie brother, I've seen some hot sauces in my day.

A dude I used to work with ate hot sauce like candy, then a girl who was from Nepal laughed at our 'hot sauce' we have around here....

He got a bottle of this: Z HOT SAUCE

I touched only the inside of the LID of it, then licked a small little sliver on my finger... my mouth had flames coming out (not literally) - but surprisingly it had a lot of flavor that I really enjoyed and because of it, I will occasionaly pick up new hot sauces just to try small amounts of on favorite foods.

For lunch? My buddy poured a bunch of it into his mac & cheese and casually ate it - commenting on the 'pretty good' flavor it had.. I was in shock.

The replies on that site are pretty negative on it - but damn, it actually tasted good to me!

All that said - I like hot sauce, although I can't eat a lot of it at any time and am a pansy when it comes to 'hot' foods. I definitely wouldn't do those wings you ate... HELL no.