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From the Big Fat Ugly Sandwich Company website.

For $25 you can buy a sandwich called "Big Fat Ugly". It consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup. Eat this six pound, football-sized monster in less than 15 minutes and your sandwich is free.

Because you will die of a massive coronary and not be able to pay.

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It's not a sandwich but there are ice cream sandwich's in it. 24 to be exact along with hot fudge, caramel, peanuts, whipped cream, all layered and then frozen served like ice cream cake. Courtesy of muah!

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BEST breakfast: a lil' wank and 2 cigarettes.

So you wank on a piece of bread and put 2 cigarettes on it and eat it?

Turkey, roast beef and ham with a slice of cheddar with white bread or whole grain bread

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OOOh yeah I love this topic!

OK so it's impossible to narrow it down to just 1 sandwich so it's broken up into breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Breakfast:

Cuban Toast, It's like french toast but with thick cream and strawberry jelly between two egg fried cuban bread slices with powdered sugar on top.

Lunch:

Sharp Cheddar and Garlic Grilled Cheese

Dinner:

BBQ Beef Brisket Sandwich

And for the most extreme

The Fools Gold Loaf.

1 Glazed French Bread Loaf halved long ways and hollowed out, 1 side filled with 1 whole jar of peanut butter, other side filled with 1 whole jar of grape jelly, with 1 pound of fried bacon between the two.

It's an Elvis Favorite.

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Oldie but goodie

Simple whole wheat bread with butter spread on both slices then some J.I.F. Peanut Butter spread over the butter, Crunchy or smooth either way, Jelly is something that can be your taste, theres some awesome no name brand stuff that a local HEB has in stock that tastes great, have yet to taste a bad flavor from them though I prefer Aprico just spread some of that on one of them and put them together. Old but good style of sandwich, great, and easy to make and have yet to go anywhere where they've made a sandwhich that I've enjoyed as much as the ones I make.

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Oldie but goodie

Simple whole wheat bread with butter spread on both slices then some J.I.F. Peanut Butter spread over the butter, Crunchy or smooth either way, Jelly is something that can be your taste, theres some awesome no name brand stuff that a local HEB has in stock that tastes great, have yet to taste a bad flavor from them though I prefer Aprico just spread some of that on one of them and put them together. Old but good style of sandwich, great, and easy to make and have yet to go anywhere where they've made a sandwhich that I've enjoyed as much as the ones I make.

Yummmmy lol.

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