Corrupt a Wish.

[Wells 1st MRB]

you would...

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. I had to use you as my meatshield and now everyone gets a piece of you...

I wish jersey shore was never televised

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

granted. . . but now its a blockbuster movie instead. Enjoy your sequels

I wish i had a pepsi, just one pepsi.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, someone jizzed in it.

I wish this week hadn't been such a fustercluck.

[Luna 1st MRB]

Granted, Instead you spend your week tied to a bed sodomized by syphillitic scabby he-shes.

I wish my beer was cold.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. Its frozen and buried underneath the artic. Here's a shovel and a hotdog...have at it.

I wish Team Fortress 2 would stop getting updated....

[Collins]

Granted, Nows heres an update just for Day of Defeat with a msg, We gonna fuck up your system.

I wish i could sing and dance XD

[Luna 1st MRB]

Granted, You are now Lady Gaga.

I wish for a better headset for my computer.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, the human skins used to make the ear cushions for your headset make them verycomfortable, but the police have a few questions for you...oh and the microphone is a severed penis.

I wish I had more money that i didn't have to whore myself out for.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. Now please send that money back to your mom because she worked herself hard to earn it.

I wish Disney would cancel the next Pirates sequel...

[Morton]

Granted Johnny Depp and the Whole cast die in a plane crash, which was carrying the only copy of the film thats been shot already.

I wish I could move stuff telepathically.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but you don't have any control over the SPEED of which you throw things with your mind, and what and when you control it. This results in your death when you attempt to grab a knife from the counter and it ends up in your forehead.

I wish I hadn't told my girl what a Dear John Letter is.

[Morton]

Done. You two never met and hence never became a couple.

I wish I didn't die in the above post.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Granted, but you now have a knife that surgeons can't safely remove stuck in your forehead.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted you lose everything below your bellybutton in a horrible pickle jar related incident. You get fired from your job and live on disability for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more Mt. Dew Code Red.

[Morton]

Granted, you get a warehouse full of it. Problem is you are allergeic and will die if you drink it.

I wish i had a million clams.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you are now tasked with taking care of 1,000,000 clams. They are all at the bottom of the ocean and you must not let a single one die as they are a very rare species. If one dies, you are going to be assraped by an Orca Whale. Have fun.

I wish my headset hadn't broken and i didn't have to have gone out and gotten a new one.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted...but your grammar still sucks ass. I'm pretty sure your cognitive ability decreased to a 1st grade level and you mistook your brand new MLG headset for oreos when you dunked it in milk.

I wish the state would call and tell me they'd like to pay me more and have better benefits if I work for them!

[Morton]

Granted but they up your taxes so you have to pay 102% of your income.

Edited July 16, 2010 by Morton 1st MRB

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you've given me up and now have an unsatiable obsession with Rick Astley.

I wish I had another good bottle of Pepsi.

[Tolomeo]

Granted, but it expired in 1993.

I wish I had new shoes.

[Cramer]

Granted, but they are size 4 1/2 US Men's.

I wish I had a nice car with no mechanical issues.

[Conners 1st MRB]

Granted but it's a hot pink smart car and you have to pay double for gas and aren't allowed to go over 35 miles per hour

I wish I could fly

[Cramer]

Payback is a bitch Conners.... :/ lol

Granted, but only long enough to reach 1,000 feet in the air and you fall to your death! > ha

I wish I was a fish.

[Le 1st MRB]

Granted, Your the giant fish that the one dude fucks in "Like a Boss"

I wish my Cessna had missiles.