Corrupt a Wish.

[Watkis]

Dang you bennet i had to think a lot

Granted but you can never use the seconed wish

I wish to play for the Milwaukee Brewers

[Cayen]

except the milwaukee brewers play u

i wish for a cat in a hat that would go rata tat tat

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but that Rata Tat Tat you hear is the familiar pops of fully automatic gunfire as you watch the Cat in the Hat break into your house, and kill your family in front of you with an AK47.

I wish all the stupid idiotic things the Marine Corps does would suddenly disappear and get replaced by doing shit that makes sense.

[Wells 1st MRB]

You do realize there would be no marine corps...welcome to the ranks of the unemployed, have fun getting a job!

I wish i could drive my computer to work

[Luna 1st MRB]

Granted, though youre involved in a horrible accident with no insurance, Your PC/Car is a total wreck, time to dig up that old Emachine..

I wish I had a better reaction time on this friggin game.

[Stab N' Grab]

Granted! You become addicted to meth, which speeds up your reaction time 10 fold! however, to maintain this meth addiction you sell yourself to old gay men at nursing homes (specifically Jones)

i wish i had never watched the movie 2012

[Wells 1st MRB]

LOLOLOL!!! Creepy old grampa!

[Luna 1st MRB]

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted! You become addicted to meth, which speeds up your reaction time 10 fold! however, to maintain this meth addiction you sell yourself to old gay men at nursing homes (specifically Jones)

i wish i had never watched the movie 2012

Back on topic

Granted, you never waste your time watching that piece of shit movie. Instead you decide to go out side and are promptly run over by a cement mixer.

I wish I hadn't spent my last 20 on snacks for a D&D game htat never happened =[

[Watkis]

Granted but after you decided not to by the snack you are trapped in a chilean mine and die of starvation.

I wish that my mic would work again.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted but every time you go to say something every body tells you to shut the hell up.

I wish I didn't have a Cammie Greens inspection tomorrow.

[Collins]

Granted but every time you go to say something every body tells you to shut the hell up.

I wish I didn't have a Cammie Greens inspection tomorrow.

Granted, instead you receive a rectal examine

I wish i get given back that what was taken from me.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you get back all that debt you owe that was taken from you when some mysterious stranger paid your bills. Sucks huh?

I wish I had the money to pay for my girlfriends new laptop, without selling my body or drugs.

[Watkis]

Granted but you end up losing your car to a pawn shop.

i wish i could get a car.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, some guy with a turban gives it to you and tells you to drive it to the nearest City Hall, and its making this weird ticking noise....

I wish my phone wasn't broken.

[W. Reynolds]

Granted. Your phone now works, but you can only place calls to 1-900-COWBOY, you can only send text messages to American Idol voting, every game you download is Push the Button (how long can YOU push it?!), and a short circuit makes it and everything around it smell like a yeast-infected vagina.

I wish to receive 100 free Trojan condoms every week.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted. They've all been used and are all over your bed.

I wish I had another nickel.

[Stab N' Grab]

Granted, however it was fired out of an extremely high pressured C02 gun, and is now lodged in your brain. You will spend the next 4 months having multiple brain surgeries to remove it and repair the damage, and will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars. Also, it leaves you mildly retarded

I wish i worked for [adult swim] making absurd cartoons.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted - you get to write absurd cartoons of your parents consummating their marriage.

I wish Kirkendall would find better hiding spots on Flash

[Doran]

granted-he finds better hiding spots and you cant find him then before yah know it he has killed you with a shovel and or knife 30 times

i wish i had mad haxor skillz on dods

Edited January 10, 2011 by Doran 1st MRB

[Cayen]

Granted but 10 000 mad nerds hunt you down for stealing theire copyrighted hacks.

I wish for another wish

[Stab N' Grab]

Granted, you get another wish ONLY under the conditions that it's a wish for AIDS.

I wish someone would pay for my college.

[Tolomeo]

Granted, but you must major in Court Reporting.

I wish I was with my little cousins.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but they have ebola, and you now have it to. Have fun shitting your guts out!

I wish my KD ratio in Black Ops was better.

[Benson]

Granted, but your game and system stop working with too much Kraft Dinner in it.

I wish I was done with school.