Corrupt a Wish.

[Cribari]

Granted, You only get one drink from it before you spontaneously combust.

[Logue 1st MRB]

I wish you could make money by going out into the country side and fighting monsters.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

I wish you could make money by going out into the country side and fighting monsters.

Granted, but you get killed by the first monster you see.

I wish the french people would actually start talking english voluntarily for once.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, but then the French language becomes more dominant than English and you were the only one left speaking English.

I wish for no more snow this winter.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Granted, but then the French language becomes more dominant than English and you were the only one left speaking English.

I wish for no more snow this winter.

Granted, heres an ice storm.

I wish I never had to work again.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, here's an ice storm.

I wish I never had to work again.

Granted, your family then denounce you for your lack of contributions and you never get that bump looked at which turned out to be Herpes.

I wish Gooderham didn't have Herpes.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

Granted, here's an ice storm.

I wish I never had to work again.

Granted, your family then denounce you for your lack of contributions and you never get that bump looked at which turned out to be Herpes.

I wish Gooderham didn't have Herpes.

Granted, it turned out to be syphilis instead.

I wish People could punch other people via internet.

[Berg 1st MRB]

I wish I could just teleport to where ever I wanted.

Granted, but everytime you wher going to teleport you lose ur memory.

I wish that every girl i made eye contact whit needed to have sex whit me.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

I wish I could just teleport to where ever I wanted.

Granted, but everytime you wher going to teleport you lose ur memory.

I wish that every girl i made eye contact whit needed to have sex whit me.

Granted, but your wish backfired so now every woman you see dies when you see them.

I wish that the moon would become yellow.

[K. Lloyd]

granted but every time you pee chunks of moon rock comes out.

I wish i had a unicorn

[Wells 1st MRB]

granted but every time you pee chunks of moon rock comes out.

I wish i had a unicorn

Granted, but your unicorn tries to stab you every time you talk about it and eventually kills you and everyone who knows about it. The secret dies with you.

I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

[Lafy BAR]

I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

Granted, Congress passes a law forgiving all student loans of any blame for their past or future crimes.

I wish I lived in a castle.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

Granted, Congress passes a law forgiving all student loans of any blame for their past or future crimes.

I wish I lived in a castle.

Granted, but the government sees this sudden rock build thing as a threat and decides to bomb you.

I wish that modern music werent so bad.

[K. Lloyd]

Granted but upon fixing their servers your computers motherboard catches fire

I wish it would stop flooding in the UK

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

Granted but upon fixing their servers your computers motherboard catches fire

I wish it would stop flooding in the UK

Granted, but it starts raining fire instead.

I wish that the Thompson and MP-40 SMG's be nerfed in dods

[K. Lloyd]

Granted but in order to achieve this your head shrinks to half it's normal size and you have to find work in a travelling circus

I wish that my boss would fall down and empty lift shaft

[Guest]

Granted but then he comes back as... ZOMBIE BOSS!

I wish I had a cup of tea.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

*bump sauce*

Granted, but it appears out of mid air upside down. Dumping hot tea all over your groin causing third degree burns.

I wish I had a new car.

Edited October 30, 2014 by LaGesse 1st MRB

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted. You get a matchbox car.

I wish i had a tuna fish sandwich.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. You get a tuna fish sandwich.

I wish i could return to active duty.

[S. Jones 1st MRB]

Granted. You are returned to duty in a Medical Unit where your only job is to administer proctology examinations.

I wish I had a yacht.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, However upon your yacht's maiden voyage, you hit a reef and sink.

I wish I had more Surge.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, the additional Surge was bottled at a plant with nearby radiation which makes your body turn to jello (great for parties!)

I wish I had some jello right now.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, but i swished it between my twetg until it turned to a liquid.

I wish i wasnt at work

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted but you're in prison

I wish my computer wasn't broken