Corrupt a Wish.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then ford would steal it get drunk and crash it.

I wish you didnt have to pay for video games.

[Warren 1st MRB]

But then when you tried to play them gay porn started popping up on your monitor.

I wish money grew on tree's

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

But then there would be evil gophers that would suck you into the ground guarding them.

I wish valve didnt fuck up their games so much.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

"This just in, Valve company sued for monopolizing computer gaming market"

I wish that my power/internet doesn't go out during this storm.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then your house would be made of a rubbery substance that smelled like poo.

I wish we could fight a war with aliens.

[Warren 1st MRB]

The aliens have American testicle seeking missiles preventing reproduction and ultimately ending the war.

I wish to be immortal

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but at the end of time you would be so bored you would try to off yourself and would realize you cant.

I wish zahl was a woman.

[GMoney BAR]

you're under the impression Zahl is a woman and go down only to realize he's still a man with a mouthfull.

I wish I could nickname my penis "Superman"

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then old age is still your kryptonite.

I wish I had my own shirpa.

[Jasko]

but your shirpa was defective and you called technical support and got some guy who couldn't really speak english and you rage quit and just shot him out back like a lame horse.

i wish i had a penny

[GMoney BAR]

you picked up your penny and the bum on the corner beat you up for it and stole your socks.

I wish someone would comment on my wish.

[Vivid]

But then you realize that your "Superman" can't "fly up."

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[GMoney BAR]

you instantly turn into the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck and everyone enjoys riding inside of you. lols.

I wish my PC was water cooled

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would get drunk one night and stick your penis in it and get electrocuted.

I wish there were escalators in schools.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Until you realized that all the potentially good looking girls had gotten 100 pounds heavier.

I wish that I didn't have to read as much for school.

[Vivid]

But then I'd graduate with a 1.0 GPA.

I wish Starcraft 2 would finally come out.

[GMoney BAR]

bought Starcraft 2 and turns out it's exactly like a gay super mario brothers.

I wish my shoulder felt better.

[Vivid]

It feels great because you have a HOT asian massaging it only to find that it's Phan in a wig.

I wish your shoulder felt better.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would be gay cause you would let phan massage it for you,

I wish I was an octopus.

[Vivid]

Mmmm.. Anyone want some tako? ^^;;

I wish I could have fresh sushi every day.

[Vivid]

Mmmm.. Anyone want some tako? ^^;;

I wish I could have fresh sushi every day.

[Warren 1st MRB]

But then you realized you would rather eat a Double Big Mac instead.

I wish the sky was yellow...

[Jasko]

but then it always reminded you of piss

I wish i could sing like weatherdon

[Vivid]

But then your American Idol audition would be in the bloopers section.

I wish I could meet the Green Giant.

[GMoney BAR]

you realize the green giant isn't so giant.

I wish I had a third leg