Corrupt a Wish.

[Vivid]

You're a tripod, and that's exactly how Zahl likes it.

I wish schnozberries tasted like schnozberries.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

But them you would be in mexico being raped by midgets.

I wish Burger Kings have it your way was true.

[GMoney BAR]

with you Engl your way would be in the middle of a manwich between Richard Simmons and Elton John

I wish I could finally get out of college

[Warren 1st MRB]

with you Engl your way would be in the middle of a manwich between Richard Simmons and Elton John

I wish I could finally get out of college

LMAO

But then you realize you're destined to work at a gas station because your marks were bad.

I wish clouds were made of cotton candy..

[GMoney BAR]

already came true and copy wrote by Cloudy with a chance of meatballs so now you owe them money for trying to steal the idea.

I wish I had more time to play games

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then youd be a 35yr old fatty living in your moms basement wondering what a pussy feels like.

I wish Gmoney dispensed money.

[Vivid]

He dispenses money for meeeee.

I wish I could cure cancer.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would contract aids and die.

I wish I had a helicopter.

[Vivid]

But it'd just be a virtual session like in the Matrix and you really have nothing.

I wish the L5-S1 wasn't so damn delicate.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

if you were a robot then it wouldnt even exist but then you would be a tool to society.

I wish short shorts were even shorter.

[Jasko]

but then you'd see many men wearing them and become overwhelmingly aroused all the time and you would become bored

I wish cars ran on air

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then we would all die due to the lack of it for ourselves.

I wish by drinking gatorade i became just as good at sports as the athletes that promote it.

[Vivid]

Except you see a gay figure skater drink it. Oila!

I wish cats had a snooze button.

[GMoney BAR]

they do, it's called death by drowning

I wish the world wasn't round.

[Vivid]

they do, it's called death by drowning

I wish the world wasn't round.

Asshole.

The world is flat, and all the water will drop off the face of the planet so my cats don't drown.

I wish you had syphilis.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but he got it from you.

I wish i had a tiger.

[Vivid]

Then you'd have a street rat trying to take you on a MAGIKARP-et ride to try and show you the world, shining shimmering splendid.

I wish I had a real Pikachu.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would be a cartoon character and those are fake so you wouldnt exist.

I wish those body sprays worked as well as they promote them to.

[Jasko]

then they would have to add lead

i wish i had a trillion dollars

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

All your money now belongs to the federal government, as it was earned through sex trafficking and drug deals.

I wish dog farts weren't so damn toxic.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would be a dog sniffing other dogs butts which is nasty.

I wish after you graduated hs you get 50k.

[Jasko]

but school's can't afford to get 50 "K" signs for you

i wish i could run faster than the flash

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would run so fast you would run into the sun without even realizing it.

I wish Jasko would shut up.

[Jasko]

thats just not gonna happen

i wish engle wasn't being so emo right now

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

if you got vandagriff to quit rl he would follow right behind him.

I wish parkers mom shook me all night long.