Canada, I hate you.

[Morton]

So I visited home last week. My sister who is 13 has the typical teenager white girl taste in music. Lady Gaga [CRAP] Ke$ha [Taylor swift on crack and can't sing] So while I despise these singers, being a more metal head myself, [5FDP, Rammstein, 2Cents] I can at least hope she grows out of the crap. But then she plays something so horrible I decide that man kind no longer needs to exist. I almost killed myself right then and there. Justin Beiber. The Canadian R&B singer. The scourge of the music world. Come on man you guys are suppose to be our allies! Now your poisoning the airwaves with this crap.

Well you may ask " Hey Phil, its Wednesday and if you heard it last week why bring it up?" Well the answer is this, I had to do room inspections for my job. And in one of the rooms I inspected the lady, who i might add is at least 18 years old, was listening to one of Bieber's songs. So thanks a lot Canada. Thanks for giving me a new purpose in life. I will now aspire to become president of the USA. Then when I do... Well read the topic description.

Vote Morton in 2028! [Damn having to be 35!]

[Ford 1st MRB]

But they invented the zipper...

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

our friendly neighbors to the north are waiting to stab us in our sleep. BEWARE!!

Edited July 28, 2010 by Ritchey 1st MRB

[Lee1]

Hey.....I'm up in Canada here......

[Parker 1st MRB]

Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

[Zahl 1st MRB]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Justin Bieber <3

Canada made the best singer ever... Denny Doherty!!

[Janke 1st MRB]

MAKE FLORIDA THE 11th PROVINCE!!!

Also, what Parker said.

And I think Bieber lives in the States now, so....

[Connary]

Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

I fail to see your point Major? Lol jk.. god the US has done some horrible things. Play those guys in the Mid East during prayer and we win.

[Costa 1st MRB]

Guys, guys, guys. Lets put aside our hatred for each other and hate the shit outta Antarctica. I mean what the fuck has that bitch of a lower continent ever done for anyone?

[Zahl 1st MRB]

Yeah wtf!! fuck Antarctica... assholes!

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

fear

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Ever notice how South America looks like the dong and sack of North America? Coincidence?

On second thought, Africa looks more like a dong and sack

[Parker 1st MRB]

Ever notice how South America looks like the dong and sack of North America? Coincidence?

On second thought, Africa looks more like a dong and sack

Have you ever looked at a map and noticed what Norway, Sweden and Finland look like combined?

[Ford 1st MRB]

A dude with three schlongs?

[Le 1st MRB]

whats wrong with celine dion? don't hate, its good music to calm you before a track/cross country race.

But if you nuke Canada then the fall out would get the U.S to. so you should nuke mexico too. then the fall out with be equal.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

You better make sure you get every last one of us. Remember 1812?

[Janke 1st MRB]

Just in case you don't...

[Brewer]

Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

I must say, that Major guy has a point.

BUT, considering the amount of actual talent that we have produced compared to the number of Canada's... I'm sure USA can admit that we still come out on top.

[Zahl 1st MRB]

you all are a bunch of fags and gay. leave norway out of this.. fuck canada and america..

[Morton]

Just in case you don't...

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Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I don't think the Americans won, the British and Canadians just said fuck it and left. Not to mention all the border marauding that we beat you at.

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

America! fuck yea!

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

For you Zahl id fuck the world

[Janke 1st MRB]

Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

Wow, what a joke! If you'd have won the war I'd be reciting the pledge of allegiance every morning at school instead of listening to Oh Canada.

[Morton]

We won by 1. Stopping Impressing of our sailors. 2. By stopping Britain from blocking our trade. 3. Stopping Indian raids. 4. Stopping Britain from creating an Indian Nation. Which allowed the US to expand westward unhindered. 4. By resisting a STRONGER power and preserving our Honor.

Then Britain kinda won by preserving their colony. [Dominion of Canada founded: 1867] So it was a Win- kinda Win.

Thank you Jenke come back when you got some game! LOL. Sorry man History major so i love this stuff.

Edited August 3, 2010 by Morton 1st MRB