Skippy's List...

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

http://skippyslist.com/list/

My friend showed me this and I laughed for a good long hour or so.

Read it and enjoy.

[Stab N' Grab]

Thats fucking hilarious.

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair

awesome

[Harvey]

75. May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command.

76. “Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around” is *not* a cadence.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”

pretty damn funny

167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”

Edited September 25, 2010 by Harvey 1st MRB

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS

191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

and an extra one for you ladies

*Combining blanks and cleaning rods in the M16A2 rifle is not an acceptable means of acquiring “meat for the tribe.” It

should be noted it’s a bitch unpinning a squirrel from a tree and you NEVER get your cleaning rod back.

[Dillon 1st MRB]

Holy crap. I got to 93 and started making embarassing noises related to laughter. I'm going to need a couple of sittings to get through this.

Fockin awesome.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Good laughs.