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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (favorite movie)

"Barf, puke, WHATEVAH!"

did i do it right Ford? Does this post get your approval now? I couldnt sleep last night knowing that i fucked up on this forum game, its really weighing me down.

You should be more worried about being a dumbass than gaining my approval.

I have no idea Jasko...

Office Space?

"We're in the spirit world asshole"

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if only there was a font style for sarcasm...

Your terrible at this game...

anyway, continuing on and starting a new

"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "

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On the Waterfront. Brando was great in that one.

"I'll go...but not before I tell you; I got your fucking number. So you should know, that I know, that you DID THAT SHIT!"

"Fuck you Ronnie!"

"Fuck. You."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck you!"

"FUCK you!"

"Fuck YOU!"

"Fuck you Ronnie!"

"Fuck you."

"FUCK YOU RONNIE!"

"Fuck you Saddam Hussein of Iraq."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuuuuuuuck you."

*grimaces* "Fuck you."

"Fuck you.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck yoooouuu."

"Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "FUuuuUUUUuuck you."

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Observe and Report, great movie.

"You killed my... my..."

"Your what?"

"My..."

"Your fuckin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch?"

[puts gun to his own head] "I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little... "

"Skippy! Skippy! "

"Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?"

"Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!"

"Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"

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The Boondock Saints, great fucking movie

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

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fail lefebvre u have to guess jasko's and its couples retreat

“Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.''

Fail Cayen, it was in Saving Private Ryan when the Captain speaks with the wrong Ryan :P

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hahaha Grandma's boy!

"Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus".

Ahh this was a tricky one! Nacho Libre!

"Sir I don't see what the problem is! This creamed corn tastes fine to me!"

"It's DEVILED HAM!"

"Ah, that could be a problem"

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