A spring break vacation?

[Harvey]

-The good news: The rest of my family is going to a business conference in Omaha, so I've been given carte blanche to go anywhere in NA within reason without having to pay for airline tickets.

but

-The bad news: A hotel will not be paid for, and I don't have nearly enough money to pay for it myself.

-So I have to:

1.) Find some kind of hostel close to an airport that is both - cheap to free - and - hobo/rapist free.

or

2.) Find a friend that will - pick me up from the airport - and - let me crash at their place.

Both are dicey propositions, so it looks like I'm going to be stuck in Indiana.

[Doran]

well get hobo stab insurance and you will be fine it is pretty cheap nowadays