So, about my day yesterday.

[Harding BAR]

Yeah, here's the start of my day:

9 am: Wake up to the sounds of my annoyingly chipper roomate screaming into my face.

"It's going to be a lovely day! YEAHHHHHHHH"

To which I promptly give him the middle finger and go back to sleep.

11 am: Wake up to go to work, which is a bitch and a half itself. After about two hours of this, I tell my boss that I'm going home, to which he says "Whatever."

1 pm: Head to my local park to do some running. Which, being black, comes naturally to me. Around this time, a hugely pregnant woman comes into view, and she seems to be going into contractions.

"Shit." Was my first thought, second was helping her out.

2:30 pm: We are at the hospital. Doctor wheels her out, and asks me if I wanted to come back.

Before I can explain to the doc that im not her husband, or the dude that knocked her up, she says, "please."

So, you know, fuck it, I go back.

4 pm: Still in contractions. At this point, her family comes into the room (forgot to mention that she is white, and her family....doesn't take well to me, lets leave it at that)

After what seems like forever in awkward silence land, they take over and I get up to leave. She asks me to stay again...

Oh fuck it. Why not.

7 pm: Go to get some food, come back, still pushing out baby.

9 pm: The effect of the medication I take wears off, and I pass out. Apparently your body doesn't take too kindly to being up for about 4 days.

6 am: I wake up in a hospital bed. The nurse who was on duty, said that I was out for quite a bit. After staring at her for about a minute, I blurt out, "YOU DON'T SAY?!"

Apparently, people are humorless at 6am.

7 am: Go to check in on the chick, she's still going at it. I tell her that I need to go, she thanks me for my time and all that good stuff.

8 am: Back home.

So, yeah, my day was pretty awesome.

[Logue 1st MRB]

If I was pushing out something the size of a watermelon but shaped like a cabbage patch kid, I'd want a Harding by my side.

[M. Johnson 1st MRB]

If I was pushing out something the size of a watermelon but shaped like a cabbage patch kid, I'd want a Harding by my side.

+1

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

wow man! thats quite an unexpected twist for a day that had started bad... Did you get any news from that girl? was the father even there at any moment?? did you see her va-j-j?

[Wells 1st MRB]

Dayummm starfish...are you planning on doing maternity haha seems like you're a natural!

[Dawson 1st MRB]

[Takel 1st MRB]

dude, you are an awesome person, but you didn't get her number!

[Lyons]

Harding - 30% superhero, 40% tired, 10% adrenaline, and 20% swag

and 100% badass Ultra-Man

Good on you, brother

[Magoo]

The next time you go jogging you should wear a cape so that people know.

[Bryant 1st MRB]

harding, you are a stud. this is why i love you

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Haha, what a day. So did the family ever figure out why you were there?

[Harding BAR]

So, I just got a phone call from the chick I exchanged numbers with:

Apparently, she hasn't talked to her parents in about a year before she got pregnant, they didn't even know that she was pregnant until like a month or two beforehand (issues, i guess). At the time, her baby's daddy dumped her (the prick) and she just wanted someone there with her, that wasn't her parents.

Her parents thought I was the dude who dumped her, which explains the looks and the murderous gleam in her dad's eye. Needless to say, they thanked me for taking care of her while they weren't there.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Still, I can only say WOW!!!

[Peaker]

That's pretty fucking amazing man. Stone cold.

[Maines]

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

So when i get pregnant im flyin you to my bedside nough said

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Have no fear! Harding is here!!

[Holland 1st MRB]

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