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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his brand new car

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his brand new car

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive;

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat.

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat,

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house.

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness where

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited!

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick,

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience.

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didnt need

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There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever.

It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didnt need his owner with massive thighs.

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