Becoming an Ordained Minister

[Morton]

So I was talking to my bro and somehow we got on the subject of becoming a Minister, he said it takes an internet connecttion and thats it, while I said it takes a while. Turns out I was wrong, and well I'm now an Ordained Atheist Minister. Seriously all I had to do was fill out a form that is less then our enlistment application. So I'm now Rev. Phil Morton I guess, and can marry people and stuff.

The only catch I guess is that you have to pay $20 or so if you want to get your Letter of Good Standing which is required to actually performer minister stuff in some states.

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Atheist Minister? That irony in that...

"In today's service we learn how millions of years of fish buttfucking retarded fish until they grew legs."

[Morton]

Atheist Minister? That irony in that...

"In today's service we learn how millions of years of fish buttfucking retarded fish until they grew legs."

Extremely simplified, but essentially true my son.

[Teachey]

Remember, no touching.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

I'm 99% sure you have to be certified by the state to perform a marriage. It varies from state to state, but it's pretty standard to need the county clerk's stamp of approval on your licence.

[Morton]

Yeah Yama that is why you have to buy a Letter of Good Standing. So you can actually perform Marriages.

[O'Hare 1st MRB]

Don't do this if you're a practicing Catholic. I've seen people get excommunicated over this before. Just sayin'. If you don't care, then go for it.

[Lafy BAR]

Don't do this if you're a practicing Catholic. I've seen people get excommunicated over this before. Just sayin'. If you don't care, then go for it.

I recommend this for all Catholics, I hear you can get excommunicated over this. </athiest>

[G. Visca 1st MRB]

I declare you ex-communicant and anathema!