Candy Box: Ascii game

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

You're not really the smart type, Son of an half-man

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

So, basically, you can't get more than 100 lp/sec, right? I've planted 30 000 of these and it seems to have stopped at that rate.

[Morton]

I wonder what that sorceress wants with over 600k in lolipops.

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

So, basically, you can't get more than 100 lp/sec, right? I've planted 30 000 of these and it seems to have stopped at that rate.

You can, but you need the Cow King's Horn.

[Morton]

Im gonna brew up like 100 god potions and kill that effin dragon.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Dragon is super easy now, I'm trying to get past the waves of demons in Hell...

[Morton]

Killed the Dragon. Used God potions and teleport scrolls. Drank the potion, hit dragon until it expired, telported back twice to reset counter, then drank another potion. Rinse and repeat.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Is it just me or does the Candy Merchant look like the 4th Doctor?

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

hahahaahah he does now, that's for sure

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

I suck at the cauldron =[

Also does anyone quests look like this?

[Morton]

No, but I beat Hell. Now I'm stuck fighting myself... Fun times. And now I'm fighting Chuck Norris. Also I found a horn that is 3x Lolipop production. Very Nice.

[Morton]

Chuck Norris was easy to beat.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Lol you'll never beat Chuck Norris

You threw 1500 candies on the ground...? (;_

I also wonder if something happens ...

No offense sir, but you are doing this sooooo wrong!

[Bunt]

ok i have no idea how long to mix for an invulnerability potion

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

ok i have no idea how long to mix for an invulnerability potion

Takes 60 seconds for arms to get tired : )

[Ultranator BAR]

Do lolipops max out at 100 per second?

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

Do lolipops max out at 100 per second?

As I answered earlier in the thread, you lazy scroller you, you need to get the Cow King's Horn to get higher than 100.

[Willow 1st MRB]

what happens when i throw candy on the ground? why would i want to do that??

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Dont do that willow! Its totally useless!

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Or is it?

[Willow 1st MRB]

IT'S TOO LATE! I'M ALREADY SUCKED IN AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

[Guest]

Who else ate the candies?

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

You have to eat the candies to increase your health.

[Guest]

Can you prime a candy?

[Willow 1st MRB]

first off, apparently i have an addictive personality and secondly, i'm so pissed...kept my computer on for 3 days straight just for candies, could barley sleep because of the bright red lights...then some fricking person went and closed it! and on purpose! UGH! couldn't kill the damn dragon anyway