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[Lafy BAR]

8:56 PM - MSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB] JB: Praise Jones!

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

Elf: Gio your girl friend is so HOT!

Gio: Hahah thanks man!

Long pause..

Elf: Like she can have my house..

Gio: ahahahha

Elf: But not my Chocolate Milk thats MINE!

[Magoo]

TSgt. Z. Maines: Yelling into his mic during Beers at the BAR: "Put your hands up, I'm a police car!"

There were a lot of good quotes from the evening but this one I wrote down.

[Maines]

Maines: Is everyone ready for this REALISM!?

Warren: The question are.....that doesn't make any sense - the question IS...

*Laughter*

[Magoo]

Coogan: We had a big group of mooses

Coogan: Is it miece or mooses?

Coogan: Like the Canadian goose is a flock of geeses.

Patrick, Legend, and I were all witness to this brilliance.

[Maines]

Coogan Joins Channel

*random hellos*

Coogan: Yeah recruits doing their oral tests

Dillon: Yeah, you gotta make sure that they use their teeth, but not too much so that it hurts, but its amazing if they do it right.

Me: -.-

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

something like this right plurals?

[Takel 1st MRB]

"I'm Swedish, so I'm dumb" - Elf

[Magoo]

Legend: Yeah we should just have subsections in subsections in subsections.

Legend: Wow try saying that a bunch of times in a row, it's impossible!

Magoo: Yea Legend impossible lol

Legend: Look subsections, subsections, subsetons, subset...My mouth just doesn't even wanna move.

[Maines]

Legend: Look subsections, subsections, subsetons, subset...My mouth just doesn't even wanna move.

That, my dear friend, is what she said

[Maines]

Brown: Maines I love you like a brother

Jones: Its true, he told me last night. He forgot my name and called you out... :-[

[Jankovski]

Jankovski: Dammit i wanted to permaban him.

Berg: its like sperm but maines like it

Jankovski: LoL

[Branem 1st MRB]

Maines: "I have warned you before! If I see one more TK up on that thing I will ban you so hard you'd wish you never installed the game!"

*ZING*

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

During rifle competition...

Parker - "Martinez you're looking down the wrong stairs."

Martinez - "PTS"

Parker "Go ahead"

Martinez - "Shhhhh..."

[Branem 1st MRB]

Maines in pub: "Yeeep, thaaat's a kick. That's a 60 minute kick right there!"

[Branem 1st MRB]

Maines starting vote in realism: "Stay or new map?"

And what are the options? Well, "Yes" or "No" of course......

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Parker: Im gonna move you back up there with those nasty people

Richards: I shall ascend

[Logsdon]

"We've got to be brave. We've got to keep fighting. You know why? Because Marines don't quit."

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Sgt. J. Wittman [1st MRB]: This submarine is as useful as Bullock... Slow, Long and full of seamen

[Coogan 1st MRB]

Me:so how much wine have you drank

Robbie: a bottle and 3 quarters

me:yeah id be puking:

robbie:i drink all things, everything forever....

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Cantin: Main street

Legend: Call them out like in buildings or

Cantin: Main street

[Magoo]

SSgt. K. Cribari - Can there be such a thing as half a second?

Everyone in vent starts laughing.

SSgt. K. Cribari - Well you know because there is such a thing as half a minute, so I was wondering if there was a half a second.

[Magoo]

After we joined teams during our match against the 3te PGD.

Legend: Is unbindall the correct command to get rid of my recruitment binds?

Magoo: NO! That will delete all of your key binds including your movement binds.

Legend: Shit! Can you send me the binds for medic and salute quick? I'm rebinding my keyboard right now.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Fujiwara: Please submit your HOTM please!

Cribari: Wait I thought those were the homes of the month.

Visca: Hey guys how do you import a spray?

Goodwin: On a rainbow

[Magoo]

Magoo: How many people are in that realism?

Legend: Like 8 plus 5 plus 3, however many that is.

Hall: Glad you can do math Legend.