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"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."

- Peter Lafleur

'Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake'

- Stiffler

'I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.'

- Tucker max

mainly from films :P

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Me: There once was a woman who begat,

Three Sons named Nat, Pat and Tat

She said it was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding when she realized

There was no, Tit for Tat.

Wells: Ya know...sometimes I like to pretend that you say shit that makes sense...and that we can have intelligent conversations.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Date: Twelfth of February, MMXI

Location: dod_hellshighway, Day of Defeat: Source, Edwards' Private VPN Server

Edwards: Right, little exercise for you, i want you to fire at a "sniper" in that window.

Me: What window

Edwards: That window

(Edwards points at a house with, like, 5 billion windows in it)

(I tell a lie, there were only about 4 but who's counting?)

Me: Fucking hell, just tell me. What window is the sniper in???

Edwards: Every window..................

I can't put into writing how amazingly sinister this last line sounded

Edited by Takel 1st MRB
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  • 3 weeks later...

Wells: *yelling in-game after dying*

Zahl: You don't have to scream

Wells: Yea Zahl like you're one to talk about screaming

Zahl: I never raise my voice in video games

ahahaha! Zahl: Kirk, Benson and myself have concluded that your perfect match would be Olha

Kirk: Silly Norwegians. We should get Zahl and Olha to make weird noises together.

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