Corrupt a Wish.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

You are now a retard

I wish I had a penis and vagina.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you are now Lady GaGa.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Cayen]

granted but now you look like the The Hunchback of Notre-Dame.

I wish to be better in snowboarding, and without this wish turning bad.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, You become a world champion snow boarder, with lots of money on the way in sponsor deals. Then you are struck dead by a meteor. The end.

I wish my girlfriend would stop getting pissed I haven't asked her to get engaged yet, with out her leaving me, or being a man.

[Stab N' Grab]

Granted, but now she has herpes, and in turn so do you.

I wish i will get hired from one of these several job interviews i have tomorrow and still have time to contribute to this unit

[Berg 1st MRB]

Granted, you now work as a male prostitute.

I wish my car wher a ferrari.

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Granted, you get into a horrific accident where it gets totaled, but you managed to stay safe. The insurance company manages to pay for most of it, but if you were to cover the rest, you'd lose your home, so you're stuck with a Ferarri that looks even worse than the Toyota Hilux they have propped on a podium in the Top Gear UK Studios.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

It is now 100000 degrees out have fun watching your penis melt off.

I wish I had a helicopter.

[Stab N' Grab]

You have a helicopter, though it doesnt work, and its been submerged in water for several years and you now have tetanus just from looking at it.

i wish i had a better computer to play this game with.

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

You managed to get one, and after months of great service, it gives you a message saying a virus destroyed it, and before that, used it as a launching point for an attack at the US DoD computers. Congrats, you now have the FBI knocking at your door.

I wish M. Kim's basement would stop being cold.

[Benson]

Granted

It is now 100000 degrees out have fun watching your penis melt off.

Wish I wasn't an insomiac.

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

You are then shot down over North Korea and tortured for years while the rest of the world thinks you're dead.

I wish for a Guinness.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Bout to bring this thread back from the dead...

Granted, you get a Guiness World Record book delivered directly into your face at Mach 5.

I wish I was out of this stupid country and was back home.

[Takel 1st MRB]

Bout to bring this thread back from the dead...

Granted, you get a Guiness World Record book delivered directly into your face at Mach 5.

I wish I was out of this stupid country and was back home.

Granted, home is where the heart is, and you just had a cardiac arrest.

I wish i won the lottery and was given 10 million British Pounds Sterling.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you are given 10 Million pounds of British Sterling, as it slowly compresses your chest, your ribs cracking piercing your lungs and crushing you to death...

I wish I had a glass of water.

[Peaker]

You win 10 millions pounds sterlings, however a currency crash hits, and your pounds sterling are now on par with confederate paper money.

EDIT: You have a glass of water. It carries dysentery. You die.

I wish I take control of a random african country via coup d'etat and establish a junta of Canadian soldiers to rule over my african dominions.

Edited March 25, 2012 by Peaker 1st MRB

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, congratulations, now instead of being Emperor of one big pile of shit, you are now the owner of many big piles of shit.

I wish I had a glass of water.

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

The glass of water was laced with poison. You die.

I wished I died right now.

[Cantin 1st MRB]

Chuck norris is there and save u, ur still alive.

I wish i was chuck norris

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

But you aren't, and he comes at you with his third greatest weapon...or first, but it is so unspeakably evil and unmanly he doesn't dare use it often.

His lawyers.

I wished I had a better job.

[Peaker]

Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

Granted, but they all give birth to octuplets after you impregnate them all. Have fun wit hthe child support.

I wish I had every song that I have ever liked in one awesome play list on my functioning iPod.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

Granted, but they all give birth to octuplets after you impregnate them all. Have fun wit hthe child support.

I wish I had every song that I have ever liked in one awesome play list on my functioning iPod.

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Then your iPod is stolen by TSA on your trip back.

I wish I had a coin to use to decide: Retirement or staying in limbo.

[S. Richards]

Then your iPod is stolen by TSA on your trip back.

I wish I had a coin to use to decide: Retirement or staying in limbo.

Granted, but it must be flipped by Anton Chigurh.

I wish I had unlimited access to the hospitals anabolic steroid, human growth hormone and morphine storage rooms.