Have you ever pooped while on the phone

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

My girlfriend and the few friends I asked tonight said I was fucked for doing it xD

[Morton]

Nope. I cannot see any reason to talk on the phone while I'm taking a dump. Now I do text and surf the web when I take poo but I don't talk.

[Xiong]

-constipation voice-

Love you Mom *PLOP*

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Not only do I talk on the phone. In high school all my friends would take photos and send them to everyone.

As long as the photos didn't show any naugty parts or the shit itself. Keep it classy and provocative. Like a Maxim photoshoot.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

You need to clarify if you mean talking or using it.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

Holy balls, there is an infographic for EVERYTHING (except for how there is an infographic for everything).

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

I would never take or place a call whilst on the porcelain throne. But I do text and play games or browse the mobile interwebs.

[Jablonski]

I've taken a shit while still on vent too

Sadly hes not lying.

[Stevenson]

not all the times but some of the time

[Acton]

I've also used facetime while taking a dump.

[Legend]

My girlfriend and the few friends I asked tonight said I was fucked for doing it xD

Tell her, it's Natural.

[Legend]

I've taken a shit while still on vent too

+1, Ventriloid on the Smurt phone

[Legend]

I would never take or place a call whilst on the porcelain throne. But I do text and play games or browse the mobile interwebs.

We call it "huggin the porcelain goddess" when you have had to much to drink!

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

I'm pretty proud that this poll made it to the homepage. =D

[J. Kirk]

I always text my fiance while pooping and always tell her if it was a sinker floater or if it gave me a splash every poop

[Legend]

I always text my fiance while pooping and always tell her if it was a sinker floater or if it gave me a splash every poop

ahhhh, she will love you long time!

[Barney]

My girlfriend and the few friends I asked tonight said I was fucked for doing it xD

you need new friends. Those 'friends' you speak of are either all liars, or mentally deficient. Who DOESN'T shit while on the phone?