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I CANNOT MAKE THIS SH!t Up!! (John and I) get dispatched to a hit and run rollover injury crash last night. The at fault driver ran away on foot...she THINKS she got away...LoL. I guess she shouldn't have left her earnings statements, mail, and 2 boxes of her business cards, complete with two different pictures of her (on both sides) and her phone number....Needless to say, our witness had no problem with a positive ID...Lil' Miss thing, we're coming for you!

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

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So stupid, she could have saved herself a lot of trouble just sticking around at the scene for you guys to arrive. Now if she doesn't get a little jail time I'll wager she gonna have to pay quite a lot more than she would have had to. Shame that fear or shock causes people to act so stupidly sometimes, since I have a feeling that is what happenned here.

If you're gonna do a crime, at least be smart about it and don't leave all your IDs at the scene, especially if its a hit and run.

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

Or can we. Also, this quote is getting bigger and bigger.

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

Or can we. Also, this quote is getting bigger and bigger.

+1

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

Thank God she was not down around the Capital building cause it could have ended badly for her. What to soon?

OR

She just got GTA 5 and just jacked a car a block away..The cops in GTA 5 are crazy good shooters..I would have run too....

JP

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

Or can we. Also, this quote is getting bigger and bigger.

+1

Need a new vote for retard of the month!

She is really dumb, i mean even if she didnt leave all those documents you could find her address via license plates...

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

Or can we. Also, this quote is getting bigger and bigger.

+1

This is great possibility Quarterman should be in the RMCP!

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Guys... she probably ran for help. Ever think about that?

lol...and never came back HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quarterman is the best!

What if she got hit by another car a couple blocks away while looking for help, and is now laying in a coma in a hospital listed as a Jane Doe because she left all her ID behind for the cops to know who she was????

I must commend you for having a very active imagination. However, your theory is improbable.

Well come on....we can't just assume she fled the scene to save her ass. =P

Or can we. Also, this quote is getting bigger and bigger.

+1

This is great possibility Quarterman should be in the RMCP!

Fuck that. Straight to detective.

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