Corrupt a Wish.

[Bryant 1st MRB]

GRANTED but now your dick is the size of a penny

i wish i could cuddle with parker

[S. Richards]

Granted, you cuddle Parker's dick with your tongue on a daily basis.

I wish Bryant did a little bit more research on the side effects of steroids.

[Peaker]

Granted, people are now openly assholes and dicks all the time, everywhere. This causes a collapse of society and devolution into an endless age of warfare as "Diplomacy" ceases to exist.

I wish I could be always awake forever without being fatigued.

[Takel 1st MRB]

Granted, you recieve electric shocks at random intervals in order to keep you awake, after a month of this you develop a brain defect which puts you into a state of complete and total paralysis. In this state, you are unable to sleep and unable to communicate in any way. You can only lie there staring at the ceiling while musing about what a stupid idea it was to constantly stay awake.

I wish i had something funny/interesting to put as a wish.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you wished you had AIDS. Congrats you now have AIDS.

I wish it was May 18th already.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

*Bump*

Granted, but the apocolypse happened that day

I wish I was cool like Lt. Col. Paker

Edited July 24, 2013 by Gearhart 1st MRB

[Peaker]

Granted, you now compete in the Special Olympics.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

You travel back to 1348 next to the same rat that started the black plague.

I wish I won 3 cars of my choice from a scratch off ticket.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Granted, you can go back to WWII and watch the French surrender.

I wish Peaker wouldn't argue for the sake of arguing all the time even when he's wrong.

[C. Small 1st MRB]

Granted peaker beats you in a leadership arguement and takes over as LT COL.

I wish i had the body of a Adonis.

[Takel 1st MRB]

Granted peaker beats you in a leadership arguement and takes over as LT COL.

I wish i had the body of a Adonis.

granted, but you are locked in a state of paralysis due to the confusion in your brain of having these new muscles

I wish i had a girlfriend...... *SOB* *Hangs self*

[Gardner2]

I wish I could travel to anywhere I wanted in a matter of seconds.

Granted, but everytime you travel a huge ass pile of steamy cow shit gets sucked along with you and lands on your head covering you in around 200lbs of wet slimey fresh cow shit.

I wish that I could vaporize anyone I wanted to just by thinking about it with no repercusions.

Edited July 25, 2013 by Gardner 1st MRB

[Peaker]

EDIT: Granted, except eventually you think about what would happen if you vaporized everyone on the planet. Enjoy your lonely lonely life as the last human on earth until you finally die miserable in a pile of your own feces.

I wish I could learn all the secrets of the universe.

Edited July 25, 2013 by Peaker 1st MRB

[Gardner2]

I wish I wasn't covered in cow shit every time I traveled anywhere in seconds.

Granted, the cow shit has been replaced by horse manure

I wish that since I vaporized everyone on the planet but myself earlier that Jessica Alba reappears and we repopulate the planet together

[Peaker]

Granted, except it's now Zombie Jessica Alba. She's missing an arm and smells suspiciously like yogurt left outside on a sunny day.

I wish that I could prove God doesn't exist.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Granted, now all the religions that had believed God existed decide to believe in Lord Xenu, Scientology takes over the world.

I wish I could I could break any law, including the laws of physics without repercussion.

[Peaker]

(That was pretty good)

Granted, except that you fail to take into account quantum physics, your meddling therefore reshapes the entire evolution path of humanity according to the new laws. Enjoy your new life as an Amoeba.

I wish that the royal baby would crawl back into it's mother's womb.

[Maines]

(That was pretty good)

Granted, except that you fail to take into account quantum physics, your meddling therefore reshapes the entire evolution path of humanity according to the new laws. Enjoy your new life as an Amoeba.

I wish that the royal baby would crawl back into it's mother's womb.

Granted, but he gets reincarnated by some freak genes into its system and takes over all of Europe and plans to go after the World.

I wish I could have a gourmet 5-star buffet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

[Lopez]

(That was pretty good)

Granted, except that you fail to take into account quantum physics, your meddling therefore reshapes the entire evolution path of humanity according to the new laws. Enjoy your new life as an Amoeba.

I wish that the royal baby would crawl back into it's mother's womb.

Granted, but he gets reincarnated by some freak genes into its system and takes over all of Europe and plans to go after the World.

I wish I could have a gourmet 5-star buffet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

5 stars refer to 5 ninja surikens in the food, your eat them all day and die of internal bleeding.

I want to work in the nfl

[C. Small 1st MRB]

Granted : you now become the teams personal Spitoon.

I wish I could lie and that everyone would believe every lie I tell .

[Tragedy]

Granted, but the ability takes most of your mind power causing you to become slightly retarded and the only way you can communicate with people is by flashing your penis at them and mumbling while drooling.

I wish to live forever and see the future of the human race.

[Peaker]

Granted, but the ability takes most of your mind power causing you to become slightly retarded and the only way you can communicate with people is by flashing your penis at them and mumbling while drooling.

I wish to live forever and see the future of the human race.

Granted, your spirit is digitalized as an AI which is responsible for running a military complex. You silently observe as mankind destroys itself in a nuclear war and you end up completely alone, unable to feel anything or to talk to anyone. You slowly become mad, but you cannot even self destruct as that would require a human to activate the sequence.

I wish I could survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

[Perrone]

Granted, but the zombies eventually evolve into super intelligent beings and turn you into a breeding stud... of extremely obese women, and you're on the bottom.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Lafy BAR]

Granted, but the zombies eventually evolve into super intelligent beings and turn you into a breeding stud... of extremely obese women, and you're on the bottom.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, you are transformed into a cookie tin.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Edited July 26, 2013 by Lafy BAR

[Lafy BAR]

Granted, but then you're isolated in a small space, never to be able to roam the world again.

I wish I had a never ending supply of money that spawned from inside my wallet whenever it ran out

Granted, you have a never ending supply of the devalued Zimbabwean dollar.

I wish I had a never ending supply of Canadian $50 bills, the new plastic ones.